2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ON COWS:Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government cantrack a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall whereshe sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wanderingaround our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
ON THE CONSTITUTION:They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq; why don't we justgive them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's workedfor over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in acourthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall NotCommit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment