Gibson's Grotto

Rememberance NOT service you prick

2009-09-10T22:09:00.003-06:00

So it appears the terrorist and chief has decided that instead of remembering and honoring the fallen on September 11th we should go hug and plant a tree, or pick up trash or some other retarded "service" in their honor. You know, so that this way the part about honoring the fallen becomes less and less important. Nice.
You prick. Where were YOU that day? Cashing your check from your handlers so that you can pay Acorn to get you elected? Hiding in a mosque and planning your takeover of America?
How about this? If you're so "driven" to serve your community...do it all the time. Make it your "thing" to hump a tree and save a spotted owl or something. In the meantime, while you guys are keeping the area squeaky clean, WE will remember the fallen and let them fuel our collective contempt for you and your handlers?
Yeah, I like that better.
To Joel Wilson...you go boy! Let your gut drive you and you'll ALWAYS speak the truth. The only REAL sin is REGRET, and even though the GOP had you make nice nice with President Heussein we know where your heart is and we commend you for it.
To How-weird Stern who decided to hide behind the "black guy" flag and claim that anyone who doesn't agree with Obama is doing so because he's black...you've finally proven yourself an idiot. That's the lamest dodge of an issue a loser can use. Speaking of which; you, the Dixie chicks, etc...you're trained monkeys. You're a temporary distraction at best. Shut the f*ck up and entertain us. Get overpaid for it and shut the hell up. And if you want to claim "hey, I have an opinion too and I'm allowed to say it" just remember that you're an umbrella in my drink. Save that crap for when you're forgotten and discarded and you need attention.
And remember kids, those same people who used to tell you that you should never fall for a hard sell ("i have someone coming to look at this in an hour, so...") are the same people telling you we should all bow down collectively and kiss Obama's ass now.
I. Don't. Think. So.
Some of us have a nasty habit of thinking for ourselves and didn't get our votes purchased by your cash for votes programs that you've forced us to pay for.
Your time is coming. Hopefully, soon, we'll know who your handlers are and the light will be brought upon your plans.

comment count and open letter

2009-08-26T20:40:00.003-06:00

Look boys and girlz, the drones have come out of the woodwork and used their puters to comment on (of all things)...SPELLING. The bantered on about a few other things but they mean nothing :)

Yes, you half wits, I know there's a spell check. Like many who read AND comment on here we don't care that the spelling B gods are angry. we could give a shit. what we worry about is people like you (more than likely PETA zombies sent out to the interweb to destroy discenting opinion) are still breathing the same air as us. that your over-zealous agenda (hey look, I spelled it right WITHOUT spellcheck. go figure) will cost us our natural freedoms while all the while hiding your real meaning. Nazis.

I made sure to publish ALL the comments from these hapless technoweenies just so all of you...the faithful...can see what sort of "beings" you're up against. Feel free to reply to them :)

IF you should encounter any of these "types" in your travels save yourself the trouble of having common sense and FACTS denied by them...just grab a large heavy object and go with your instincts :) Like the animals we are.

Speaking of scumbags...This fine gentleman has composed a fine letter to our asshat in the white house (and I use the term loosely). Enjoy:

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Open Letter to President Obama from Lou Pritchett

Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America 's true living legends- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as "partnering." Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me. You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you. You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support. You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American. You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll. You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core. You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others. You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail. You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America ' crowd and deliver this message abroad. You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector. You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one. You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves. You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world. You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations. You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals. You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people. You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient. You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do. You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view. You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing. Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett

TRUE - CHECK: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/youscareme..asp

This letter was sent to the NY Times but they never acknowledged it. Big surprise. Since it hit the internet, however, it has had over 500,000 hits. Keep it going. All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. It's happening right now.

100 Days are perfect

2009-05-04T23:00:00.002-06:00

Such an arbitrary measurement and timeline but it's perfect. It's perfect for the arbitrary nature of our current president. The only thing I've seen is that in 100 measly days, he's (a) done damage that it will take the next TWO presidents to fix, and (b) he's managed to buy his re election. Keep in mind kids, I called it a year before he bought this last one so I'm officially calling this one now. Keep in mind...load up on barf bags an ammo.
In the meantime we are still subjected to the latest drop to your knees and open wide approach to news worship. I'm really looking forward to the epiphany the news will hopefully have. Should be explosive.
Government in general has just forgotten who they work for. If you remember then you were more than likely at one of the recent tea parties. I would have participated but had to work. Shame. I'd have had some great signs ;)
Play nice kids, and if you can't...hide the bodies. CSI is on the prowl.

GibsonAV

The honeymoon's over Hussein

2009-01-21T07:38:00.004-07:00

Well, President B. Hussein Obama is in office. Finally. Now that the honeymoon's (hopefully) over maybe we can see what this guys is made of. I love hearning people say "give him a chance". We don't have much choice now do we?
While we're at it, let's acknowledge that apparently it's ok to say his middle name again. The world didn't explode yesterday when it was said...thank goodness. I was a little worried.
I am a bit concerned that I haven't gotten my check yet. I figured the day he took office I'd have my national welfare check in the mailbox already. Must not have been his fault though. After all, we can't scruitinze President Hussein Obama so it HAS to be someone else's fault. Perhaps Chaney. Who knows.
I'll keep an eye on the mailbox and give him a chance I guess.
Man, some circus is happy to get their tent back. What a joke the inigguration was. And it went on FOR-EV-ER! Hard to believe this is the same crowd who complained about Predient Bush's cost for his parties. Pathetic.
The only thing I'm looking forward to more than saying "I told you so" when he screws things up is watching the media turn on him. Should be fun. Any time anyone isn't FOR him the media is quick to make sure that person gets labeled a racist. Wonder what will happen when THEY do it. Should be fun.
And, based on the previous observation, it's time to take the label of racist proudly. Since it's the most convenient label they've got (no one would accept that would they?) I guess it's time to push our collective luck and just announce "I AM A RACIST" and get it out of the way.
Gonna be a fun year, yup. Sure it.

the end of the african american

2009-01-13T19:54:00.002-07:00

Well kids, another holiday season has come and gone. Wasn't too bad. Played too much Rock Band 2 with the kids while they visited from school, ate way too much (who didn't) and all in all had a good time. Installed a slingbox. If you don't know what it is, you're a retard and you should look it up. Damned hermits.
That being said, I'm so happy to see the end of the african american. Yup, slowly but ever so certainly people are no longer using the silly, policitally correct phrase to describe a black person. I've even heard (can you believe it?) the term black used to describe a black person...on the news! And it wasn't even a police blotter report. That was full of mexicans anyway.
Dum dum duuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!
(end cheesy drama music)
Perhaps it's a sign of things to come. Perhaps it's symbolic of the people of this nation finally having it up to HERE (holds hands above head) with all the silly phrases that are invented simply to make ourselves more comfortable with a situation.
We'll see...
And now on the other news....well, actually after checking the local media whore channels I see that their worship has no bounds and ALL news somehow relates to the president select Hussein. No surprise there.
The rest seems to be slightly related to the financial "crisis". I don't give a damn about it until they say what they're going to do for the other 90 percent who HAVE BEEN paying their bills on time. This is called natural selection. It works in the natural world and apparently in the financial one too.
Those of you in Kansas may want to consult google if you're lost.
We'll see what happens when the gas prices start coming back up, the middle east gets uglier (by the way...nice job Jerusalem! Kick their ass!) and people realize that water is still not wine.

WE'RE FUCKED

2008-11-04T21:19:00.004-07:00

Since I'm sure our ability to say such things will soon be at an end, I'm just going to say what I want to say while I can.
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Well, the 44th president of the (former) United States will be Barrak HUSSEIN Obama. Nicely done drones, you fell for it. You fell for one of the biggest lies and BS jobs this country has ever seen. You never waivered in your blind ambition to send some sort of message to the rest of the world that we will take it in the ass from this moment on. You allowed a man who can't even get a security clearance to become the president of what was ONCE the most powerful nation on the planet.
I, as I'm sure others do, pledge now to be ready with a warm cup of "I told you so" when the truth about this fascist come to light. When he bends you all over (along with the rest of us) to thank you for putting him in power. President HUSSEIN (and I will NEVER call him the Commander in Chief) will drive this country in to the ground....and we have YOU to thank for it.
Don't get too comfy with President HUSSEIN though. I get the feeling that our street riots are still pending and you'll eventually end up with President Bidden ;) I'm not advocating it but if it does happen, I'll be the one standing on my porch, protecting what's mine, with a 12 gauge at the ready.
Thanks again fuck heads.

I AM A RACIST...but not for the reason you think

2008-10-29T17:19:00.004-06:00

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, goblins and ghouls...I have an announcement;

I am a racist.

But not for the reasons you'd think. According to some of the drones on the left I'm a racist because I question whether or not Barrack Hussein Obama is fit to be president. Quite a shield huh?

I've said it before and I'll say it again; the left timed this PERFECTLY. They bought themselves someone to run when the country was trapped in this PC nightmare and we wouldn't be allowed to scrutinize him. AND if we did, we'd be called a racist or bigot.

It's amazing. No one on the left ever loses because their views were just SO fuckered up that everyone just said "oh hell no". Nope. It's all because we're racists.

What's worse is that if he loses (and I pray to the dark gods of the universe that he WILL lose) they'll just be ratified in their conviction that we ARE racists.

Well then let's blow the PC and the LEFT right out of the water and be what they say: I AM A RACIST.

Lastly kids, I've been asked if I've voted already. NO. NO. NO. I will not do "early voting". It's early voting that lets little problems grow in to big problems. Just like ACORNS to trees ;)

Election day is 4 November according to the Constitution of the United States. Period. End of story. If someone tries to say it's to "keep the lines down" I kick them in the jugular as quickly and as hard as I can. It's that sort of need for convenience that has ruined this country and reduced us all to fleshy, walking, mental zits with the attention span of a dyslexic humming bird. I will vote when I'm SUPPOSED to vote. And if I have to stand in line for hours to do it, all I can say is...THANK YOU FOR THE CHANCE AND RIGHT TO DO SO.

After all this is over, I'd like to round up all the polling whores and dunk them all in a vat of the same bull shit they took the time to sling around during all this.

Jeez, can't wait till it's over.

what scares me...

2008-09-18T11:57:00.002-06:00

You want to hear what scares me?
With all the talk I've done on here (and most of it is rather "opinionated" and rightly so) I've neglected to mention what frightens me. What chills my blood. What keeps me up at night.

Let's knock some of these fears out in a good "air your laundry", kumbaya sort of way shall we?

Obama.

It scares me because when all is said and done, this hollow shell of an icon will probably be president. He will win in this politically correct, race fearing, make everyone happy all of the time atmosphere we live in today he can't possibly lose. If he DID lose (oh happy day) then everyone would cry foul and say he didn't win because he's black. Why not? "...Cause he's black" seems to be the default answer for ANYTHING that doesn't go someone's way if that person happens to be black...why should the presidency be any different? They planned this out and, due to the above mentioned attitude, they timed it perfectly. The GOP could win by a landslide and it wouldn't matter...cuz he's black. He could be caught in a major controversy right before the election and it won't matter...cuz he's black. So in the end the democratic party finally got the race card ride they always wanted.
The only thing scarier than him winning is him losing.
The riots in the streets when a known criminal was roughed up by some cops in L.A. will be nothing compared to what will transpire when he loses. The over reaction will be historical. The democrats never lose because voters don't agree with them you see...they lose because someone did SOMETHING that caused them to not win (see the irony here?).
And heaven forbid someting happens to him when he's in office...lightning strike, meteor hits him in the ear...whatever! It will all be about him being black.
I bet Hillary is happy she isn't the vice now huh? They'd blame her faster than Oprah on a trend.
What also scares me is that the Boulder police, still writhing on the hook that was Jon Bennet, is apparently teaching the Florida police how to handle the Casey issue down there.
When did the practice of bullsh1t pass for information in a CLEAR homicide case? Why are grandma and grandpa not in the cell next to her? Did you see him react when a reporter asked a logical question? "Do you think she died accidently and your daughter is covering it up out of fear?" He almost lost his botox and mess up that perfect silver doo. I think we touched a nerve, but more importantly I think his reaction says "I know more than you think".
Could we get some real cops to step in please?
Lastly, the Wall Street fiasco...what scares me about that (as a new home owner?)...how LITTLE people know about wall street and the goings on there. They take what the news tells them as gospel and act like this is such a nightmare. The speculators (who learned their place the moment they became targeted by the candidates) are happy to do their jobs when it comes to that! They'll help feed the panic and get on the news as quickly as they can.
Did you notice how the price dropped and the speculators backed off and even the towel heads offered more "deals" as soon as anyone said "drill here, drill NOW"? I think we touched a nerve...again.

GibsonAV

Happy Birthday and Watch your heads

2008-07-03T07:06:00.004-06:00

Well well. What's transpired on the way to this national birthday?

You had over a dozen young girls get themselves pregnant in a single town. For attention? For noteriety? Who knows. The fact that one allegedly screwed a homeless guy to get there just goes to show the uncles were busy that day apparently. These little snowflakes got some of that fame and a few were interviewed by people who were busy asking them what "caused" them to do it. Was it mini-Brittney who inspired them? Was it "Juno"?
Hmm...could it simply be that these collective slam pigs just had nothing else to do so they followed along with the trend of "oh well, guess I'll spit out some babies"? Ya, I'm going with the latter.

Speaking of slam pigs, the "little girl" Brooke Bennett, who was missing under the gloom of her step dad and uncle being picked up for unrelated sexual charges with other minors was found burried about a mile from the uncle's house. Wow, who was on this case? Boulder police? I could see that coming a mile away. Didn't see them being helped by a fellow target though. That's a twist.
What I also saw a mile away was the My Space like photos of the "little girl" in the beginning of the news story slowly change to school and "formal" pictures. I also saw the "little girl" on a surveillence tape, dressed like an off duty stripper. Lastly, there's been mention of a boyfriend. Uhm, she's 12!!! (actually she WAS 12). Where were the parents when their little snowflake set up a my space page and started shopping in the junior thong section? Where were the parents when the even let these two guys NEAR her? You mean to tell me they didn't know? ya right.

On a side note, Barrack Hussein Obama was in my town yesterday...trying to fill hollow heads with equally hollow promises. I thought I smelled something in the air. Who's going to pay for all this "change" he keeps promising? You and I are...well, at least me.
But maybe that was the smell of freshly stewed bullshit from Denver, where some asshat decided to replace the National Anthem at the last minute with the "black national anthem". What kind of asshole decided to let this woman sing without doing a little background check? No one knew her political affiliations? No one realized they had a black panther grandma on their hands? Come on!
But then again, the demo-brats are getting the BS machine warmed up in preperation for the convention here and you wouldn't believe how "green" they're trying to get it. So much so, that they've let the world see what they have planned for us all if they win. It's pathetic enough to not be funny and down right scary when you think of it. THIS is what they want for us all.

Asshats!

we'll miss ya George

2008-06-23T12:16:00.004-06:00

So long George. Your started off just being goofy enough to get everyone's attention and when you had it...you tried your damndest to make us all think and wake up and laugh at the same time. No small feat, by any means. I'm sure the E Hollywood story trying to tear you to shreds will be out by the end of the week, but it doesn't matter. Not to those of us who have actually stopped laughing long enough to LISTEN to what you were trying to say. Another of your kind won't be around for a long time, and rightly so. Have fun bro.

R.I.P.

Do Not Attempt and Show some respect

2008-06-18T13:22:00.004-06:00

So correct me if I'm wrong (actually don't. I don't care if you agree with me. That's the magic of having an opinion!) but I keep catching people refering to our current PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES like he was some Army private...calling him by last name like he's a subordinate! It burns the little curly hairs on my ass when I hear someone call the CNC (that's commander and chief for you liberals) as "bush".

I don't care who's in office (and yes, when Obama wins thanks to the libs, I'll call him the President!) he is the President. The CnC! When I hear a news talking head calling him "bush" I get steamed. It's PRESIDENT BUSH you retards! SHOW SOME RESPECT! We're not talking about some whiny grudge band or an object or even his father (who is, by the way, FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH!). Like him or not, he is your president and you should show him the same respect you will expect and DEMAND when the grand eagle of the seal is replaced with fried chicken!

Now, on to the lawyer defended and stupid trend of showing everything on television commercials with the little words at the bottom of the screen that say "DO NOT ATTEMPT".

Have we been reduced to the waiting prey of the lawyers who are slathering around marketing offices telling people "if you don't do this, some retard will try it and sue us".

What ever happened to personal accountability? Why hasn't some judge pulled the presenting attorney aside and said "for bringing this frivilous lawsuit to my court, I'm going to fine your firm one million dollars" to send a message to the other leaches out there to not even take these cases? The only honest one I've seen so far says "Do not attempt. Professional idiots".

And if someone hurts themselves trying something they know is dumb and saw in a movie (*cough*jackass*cough*) then they shouldn't be able to use STUPID as a defense!

That pretty much sums it up.

Experts or Vultures?

2008-06-06T14:09:00.006-06:00

You know what's funny? That the "experts" riddling the news today come out to tell us all how flawed we all are and how there's a lack of "community" or personal responsibility in today's society and that's why a Hartford man was able to get hit by two cars in broad day light and no one helped him.
Hey, egghead...or rather VULTURE!...how about this scenerio? Try to stick with me here homie...
How about that when people actually DO help their fellow citizens there's always some scummy lawyer trying to find someone to sue before his Porche payment is due? I remember some little girl having an athzma attack on a school bus. She's ready to die and a fellow bus rider says "ah ha! I have athzma and I know what I do to fix it!" and gives this girl some of her breathalizer to help her...and then gets suspended because of the "zero tolerance" policy that says she was "distributing drugs". What exactly did that little girl learn you ask? She learned the hard lesson that we'll get to in a min...
Or I recall in the deep, dark and kinky recesses of my mind of some man giving someone who was choking a Heimlich maneuver and saving the persons life...only to be sued because he broke a rib of hers in the process.
What's that lesson kids? "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED"
And thank the Mexifornian, zero tolerance, nanny state asshats for that little lessons.
And I can't believe someone had the nerve to use the term personal responsibility when fucktards can sue McDonalds for "making" them fat.
Kids, it happened in an inner city and it makes headlines...it's sad and it sucks...we can ALL agree on that. But that being said, I don't begrudge the people who were too SCARED to react to the incident. If they helped, they might be the target of some CSI happy zealot who's looking for some prints to pin this on. Or maybe, if they just jumped out while humming the theme to Mighty Mouse...someone might think THEY did this somehow (then hid the car in their pocket).
Instead of chastising these bystanders (which they were by definition), why not lay off the legal noose that our laws have become so that Samaritans can't be held liable for TRYING to help!?
All my first aid training tells me that the worst thing they could have done was try to move this guy...treat him for shock and injury right there on the spot while others try to stop traffic. But considering NO ONE stopped driving by, they would have thought to move him to the sidewalk. That being said, IF he survived and someone moved him and the surgeon says "he would still be able to walk if he wasn't moved"...well, that's just a feeding call for the lawyers isn't it. Blood in the water so to speak.
The media vultures love stuff like this. News that makes us all seem like uncaring bastards while the "elite" pass judgement and wag their fingers at us. Those of us in the real world know better, though we would rather not.
Let's not forget that there's always that "someone else will take care of it" mentality that we've all been taught (thanks Democrats). But the opposite of this isn't healthy either in case you hadn't noticed. We can all remember some case where a parent is FINALLY smacking the crap out of their obnoxious kid in the supermarket, only to be ARRESTED later for "abuse".
And lastly the whole idea of "watching your own ass" has to come in to play. A few of the scenarios listed above cover that area, but you've got to get sick by the "expert" who actually pulled the excuse "...they didn't help because there was nothing in it for them..." scenario out of her ass. Hey rag lady! Stay the hell out of our neighborhoods please...you obviously have no idea what real life is like from your ivory pedestal.

More BS...

2008-04-21T21:53:00.005-06:00

So I've been watching all this hubbaloo about the polygamoy (sp?) case in Tex-ass and I've noticed something. No, not the obvious inpetitude of the child "protective" service down there, biting off more than they can chew. Not the glorious omission of common sense that the zombie worshipers showed when moving out of Utah in the first place. Not even the "little house on the prarie" fashion show that goes on every time they're on the news. It's the man hating going on that's got my testies all bunched up.
I actually caught an ABC News (I know, that's an oxymoron) "reporter" asking the in depth (and all telling) question; "When will the children be returned TO THE MOTHERS?"
Wiskey, tango, foxtrot? Over??
Excuse me for thinking for myself and being just a little biased here but...if someone came over and said "ok ladies. your zombie calls for your brainwashed asses to hand over your females, especially the young ones"...would YOU just hand them over to be used? Ya, me neither. So the vintage wearing drones are JUST as guilty as anyone else when it comes to this case. But honestly, anyone OVER 18 at that fuck cult should be held accountable REGARDLESS OF GENDER or it'll stand as more proof of the cock blocking and dick hating that goes on within the "state" offices. Fuck heads that they all are.
Break out the crayon and peel off some skin and jot this down kids...when EVER you hear that something is going on "for the children"...break out the Scooby kit and snoop around at what's really going on behind the curtains.
Let's get in to something else winding me up shall we? Recently the local "news" here reported that there are more motorcycle accidents being reported this year than "ever before". Trying my best to ignore the fear mongering that the news has been simmered down to these days, lets dwell on the bullshit that most of these statistics seem to seep from like puss from a mental pimple.
Since there are MORE riders these days, there will - by proxy - be more accidents. Now let's ask the important question; how many of these potential road kills were speeding, drinking, high, or just plain stupid? Those shouldn't count in these figures. It's called natural selection and NO ONE SHOULD MISS THEM unless there's a free seat on Jerry Springer. Finally, being a cruiser rider myself, if any of them met their fate while whizzing down a 55MPH road at say, 90...then fuck 'em...with a big chrome plated piece of the piece of shit they were riding around on. Those things are made to operate best at high speeds. Couple that with the obvious low IQ and self esteem issues stemming from that particular summer in the woods with uncle Bob and his "trick pet" and you've got the makings for some high speed street pizza.
I believe it was one of Denver's infamous B boys who recently smeered their worthless brains on the road here in Colorado Springs off hwy 115. Who's going to clean all that asshole mush off the road? It can't be good for the local vultures to feed on that much moron. Think of the children folks?

Finally, the "election" is still doing what it does. Actually, come to think of it, it's ending up a lot like that B Boy moron who didn't understand what physics means. It's a wreck. But what bugs me is that they're making it seem like these two clones are actually running for the presidency now! They do realize that this is just for the Dem seat right? Who ever wins (like it matters) has to run up against McCain right?
Remember McCain? The guy who's running who reminded everyone that those of us who went out and got a house THE RIGHT way (you know, hard work, reading the entire document, etc?) should not be expected to bail out the Survivor watching retards who figured they'd just flip the house "like on TV" and make a break to Seattle and buy Starshmucks ?
Why don't we put them on a rice rocket and see what happens? :)

Have fun kids.
OH, and apparently a post I did on why earth day sucks is #1 when you look up "screw earth day"...not bad huh?

Earth day STILL sucks and is nothing but bullshit... but you've heard all that before. I think I'll turn everything in the house on, burn some baby seals, and drive an SUV over to McDonalds, buy a burger and throw it at a vegan. Actually I "celebrated" it by cutting down a tree in my backyard. NO. I'm not kidding.
Ya, that's how earth "day" should be celebrated.

later kids.

See! You thought I forgot how to get back here didn't you!?

2008-03-03T18:29:00.004-07:00

And you thought I was gone ;)
Nope, I'm just too senile nowadays to remember to log on and blog once in a while LOL

Let's see...what to rant about....OH! I know....why Obama will be president: stick with me now...
The same "protection" he gets when someone calls him by his FULL name is what will get him elected because that SAME mysterious protection keeps anyone from scrutinazing his record or his stance on ANYTHING!

Above; Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem.Barack Hussein Obama's photo (that's his real name)......the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE.....how in the hell can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief????

So now that's covered. You white supremicists might want to get some sighting time in on the range.

What else is ticking me off. OH, the whole story about how Comcast loaded an audience to cheer on Net Neutrality. What's funnier than that? The fact that (as a comcast 'customer") I can't read the article from home! I had to read it at work. Nothing like a little censorship to get the blood flowing.

That's all for now...I'm sure something will piss me off soon enough and I'll be back.

TTYL
GibsonAV

Sheep hunting and tax abuse

2007-12-20T17:46:00.000-07:00

So let's see, what's been going on...

Well, someone decided to go "sheep" hunting at the local New Life Church. The "attacker" was a disgruntled former zombie worshiper himself, who apparently didn't score high enough in the internal "who we gonna molest today" pool to be allowed to stay. Now, the odd part is (among other things) that there was someone there who wanted to take the guy out, Rambo style. He was thwarted and has since been "banished" from the ever friendly honey cult hide out. Subsequently, his name has been pretty much stricken from just about any news report concerning the oh so short kill list. Interesting.

We won't even go in to the fact that the girls killed were oh so jebus fearing and "pure", only to be whored out by the church they attended in order to bring numbers up. Me thinks it may be time to see why so many good people are so mad at new life ;)

In other zombie worship related news, it seems that the events at New Life Church have prompted other cult leaders to start having UNIFORMED LOCAL POLICE OFFICERS at the church. Allow me to be the one (but hopefully not the only one!) to point out that CHURCHES DON'T PAY TAXES AND SHOULD NOT BE BENEFITING FROM THOSE OF US WHO DO!

How about they just put some fellow sheep outside and have them pray the bullets and bad guys away? How about they put some of their lawyers outside and threaten to boycot the gunmen? Maybe that will help?

And speaking of boycotting, "The Golden Compass" has been the victim of the talking heads and their campaign to stamp out free thought. Telling their sheep to not see it, not let their kids see it (or anyone else's kids for that matter) and what ever you do...DO NOT let them read the books their based on. I'm not surprised though, this campaign worked so well against the Harry Potter series, why NOT try it on this one? I'm also not surprised they don't like the story...can't have something that points to the truth (the compass itself) and not be making money from it. Last but not least, their's little Zoey 101. Apparently the number stands for the number of times Disney will try to churn out yet another future tramp disguised as good 'ol wholesom Americana. I love it when they get so much pubecent egg on their faces :) Especially with such a "I'd hit that" factor on it.She's 16...in California, she's WAAAAAAY overdue for molestation by now isn't she? Maybe we should check at home and see if someone's already had some of that?

Enjoy your zombie birthday worship and your other HaniKwanMas...or whatever excuse you use to take the day off and make yourself feel better.

still up

2007-10-31T21:31:00.000-06:00

Well I'm up for New Years watching BRAVO (which by the way, is the GAYEST channel I've ever come across...for SO many reasons. Before you start calling me a homophobe or something...watch this freakin channel! it's amazing! they should just call it the AGENDA channel)...anyway...and they're playing "the 100 scariest moments in movies" and I'm so saddened that they only play it once a year. They're following up this year the "30 even scarier moments". This is so much fun! With the exception of the self involved, shallow as shit, less than human "idols" and "actors" talking about some cheesy and gory and wonderful cinema, it's a blast. it's a shame that THIS is what passes for horror movies on Halloween night. I remember when you knew it was October just due to the simple fact that EVERY channel was playing horror at ANY given time ALL MONTH LONG! Ah, but gone are those days. What a shame that an entire generation won't know what that's like...maybe someday when we've driven the PC nazis to some secluded island...maybe then.

Oh, on another note; since we're house shopping these days we're watching some of these home shows and do it yourself commercial whoring channels (to learn something I hope) and I've began to wonder: is there some Hallmark "eco" holiday soming up or something? I swear if I hear "eco" this or that or "environmentally friendly" crap again, I'm going to start beating my own baby seals just to save the time and draw them out of the crowd so I can suck out their eyes and skull screw them.

ah, I feel cleansed.

oh brother...

2007-10-31T17:57:00.000-06:00

...I heard today that obesity is being linked to cancer. Wiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?
So when all the other ploys to make the fat people go away failed they decided to go with "cancer" and the big seller. I guess hiding behind "...for the children" wasn't working out.
Are you people shitting me? So now some study (funded by some vegan network of psychopaths) says it's true...then it is?? What ever happened to personal accountability? Who the hell is the food police and how can we set them up on the receiving end of a pistol range??

Meanwhile, today is Halloween...the usual PC nazis are out and about (along with the xombie worshiping churches) trying to turn it in to "festival" time. Uh, no. If you're not going to celebrate Halloween (or as I like to call it...NEW YEARS EVE! And NO I'm not wiccan...those confused, ill informed xtian witches!) then you're not allowed to benefit from it in ANY way. Even if it is to just recruit more sheeple.

Lastly, looks like the whackos in Kansas have lost their case and have to pay up $11 million for protesting at a soldiers funeral. TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! I hope it sets a precident for EVERYONE ELSE that they annoy to sue then to the ends of the Earth! Then, when they're all broke and sorry, we do what needs doing to them.
;)
Power to the soldiers, power to the patriot guard, power to the 'non-believers' on this day!

GibsonAV

Fire bugs for human insects...

2007-10-30T19:14:00.001-06:00

I've been watching the news and watching California burn...which is too funny. You'd think they would just ban fire and make it go away. Isn't that their tactic on everything they don't like? Ban it or make it hard to do so that it will go away on it's own? Why not do that with fire, oh and floods and landslides...maybe it'll all just go away.
Why not create a nice fire block by putting some more tree huggers and environmentalists in a pire to help keep the flames at bay? :)
After all it's half the reason for the fires, so it would be fair.

too much to say...

2007-10-30T19:02:00.000-06:00

...but never enough time to commit it to the blog before something else comes by and pisses me off. For example, the iPhone Fan Boy tax..gotta love that. You rush to the store to buy yet another useless gadget you don't need (AND so you can brag to others how you stood in line for umpteen hours to get it) and then you find out that the rest of us can get if for less...and somehow YOU deserve to be compensated? You asshole, you deserve to be ridiculed for the fan boy tech whore you are.
Speaking of whores, why are Al Sharpton and the rest of his drones still walking around freely? If ever anyone should be launched into the sun in a rebel flag covered, rubber band powered rocket, it's this asshole. Amazing how he's quick to play the race card, in DEFENSE of racisim. Someone please volunteer the be the martyr and take this loser out. Oh, and the "jena 6" bunch? yeah, maybe a little genuine color free justice is just what we need around here.
In the mean time, there are real soldiers doing real work just trying to get back home. How about a little justice for THEM? How about someone give a crap about them BEFORE, DURING and WHEN THEY RETURN?? Shit, no matter how you feel about the politics behind what's going on...they're just trying to do their jobs. Let's take care of them kids.
But no, Brittney skank Spears steals the headlines by showing us her struggles to regain her children...who let this bitch breed? in all the masterbatory fantasies we've all had about her, none of them involved letting her spit out puppies. so pass them on to some other fantasy parent...like good 'ol Mike Jackson...I'm sure they'll be safe...the girls anyway.
I've really got to get back on here and bitch and moan more often. Some commentors are too quick to post without reading ALL the message...I've actually been considered a conservative by some of these human warts...I can be on some points, but to pigeon hole me on all of it is just lazy.
cya all in a bit, hopefully.

babble

2007-09-15T10:43:00.000-06:00

1. THE COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

ON COWS:Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government cantrack a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall whereshe sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wanderingaround our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

ON THE CONSTITUTION:They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq; why don't we justgive them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's workedfor over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in acourthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall NotCommit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment

holy crap it's been a while

2007-07-16T08:56:00.000-06:00

Man it's been a while since I updated and even blogged about anything. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I haven't had PLENTY to complain and gripe about. I just never seem to get around to actually getting online and sharing it with all you wonderful sheep out there. I've said it before and and I'll no doubt say it again...I'll try to be better about updating this brog more often with more mindless and senseless banter.

You'll be sorry you reminded me to do this again :)

Later kids

Gibsonav

screw earth day and VT "heros"

2007-04-22T19:31:00.000-06:00

ok kids, you know how I feel about Hallmark holidays in general...but "earth day" is one of the few that gets my goat each and EVERY time. The very thought of a single day a year "dedicated" to "saving the planet" is even more annoying than the zealots who shout this mantra the rest of the year. It's BULL and ALL the events surrounding it are BULL! It's so disgustingly conceited to think that anything WE as humans do could do anything more than annoy the environment (oh, and let's not even get into the wicca based GIA crap...there's a stomach turner for ya). When the "earth" becomes bored of us it will simply shake us off like so many fleas. And if one more tree hugging, baby seal screwing, hemp wearing moron calls something "organic" I'm going to slit their throat and drink their blood with my corn flakes!
EVERYTHING is organic you shit4brains! Even PLASTIC...unless it came from deep space...it's ORGANIC!
Now, on to the "tragedy" at Virginia Tech. What the shooter did was naughty, yes. There's no disputing that. He should have simply had the balls to leave a long winded nonsensical note pinned to his twisting body as it flapped in the breeze from the noose he should have made and USED at home. That being said, he decided to go in to a gun free zone (where he wouldn't have to worry about anyone returning fire to defend themselves) and pick off a few prudes and preps to make sure we never forget him (like the droning people still do on and on and on about Columbine here in Colorado).
What's really bothering me about it all is the "courage" and "heroism" they keep talking about.
There were three people involved at VT; The people who weren't in line of sight or out that day...we'll call them the lucky ones. The people who managed to avoid getting shot...we'll call them the slinky ones. And the ones who DID get shot...we'll call them victims because that's what they were. Victims (or casualties, if you want to get technical). That's it. The heroes are the ones who showed up ARMED AND WITH BADGES ON AND PUT THEIR OWN LIVES AT RISK FOR STRANGERS. That's it!
I'm tired of the media latching on to anything that ANYONE does or doesn't do and granting them titles for NOT getting killed. "...the COURAGE of the gold digger with one leg dancing on stage in front of America..." or the "...courage of some other superficial stick figure who "defeated" an "eating disorder"..."
SCREW THEM ALL and SCREW THE MEDIA for trying to sell that crap (and ANYTHING to do with global warming) to the Survivor and American Idol watching drones of our land.

Remember your REAL heroes kids, or you'll never learn to be brave yourself.

Imus sucked, but this is rediculous...

2007-04-13T09:34:00.000-06:00

So Imus was let go for calling some people with nappy hair, "nappy headed"...now the "ho" part apparently is reserved for rap artists who have taken the liberty of breaking females in to two catagories anyway; ho's and bi-atches.
Guess what's good for the crow isn't good for the goose huh? (yeah, that was a color joke...live with it)
Amazing boys and girls. These idiots have let themselves fall victim to their own desire to offend NO ONE...and as a result, we lost a mediacore has-been who makes Dick Clark sound like Darth Vader in verbal skills.
Meanwhile, THIS A$$HOLE can say something like this and NO ONE reports it!? Why is that? Oh, and let's not even get in to Al Sharptonuge and HIS racist ass. The only reason this man and others like him are still alive is they'd be more of a pain in the ass as martyrs.
Pathetic, all of you...Yes Imus SUCKED but this was no cause to terminate him. For what? To appease some self involved pile of black people who can go around being racist themselves while at the same time accusing others of being racist? YOU'RE ALL a bunch of SOCIAL PARASITES...and should be put down as such.

Tired of Global Warming scare tactics...

2007-04-10T20:59:00.000-06:00

Am I the only person on the planet who's tired of the whole Global "warming" bull$hit out there? This is funnier than the whole debate over the burial of Jeebus. Same idea though; grasp on to an IDEA that can be PROVEN AS BULL$HIT but scream enough about it so it almost seems like you care. Amazing. It's even more annoying that certain political parties seem to be grabbing on to it to cover the fact that they have NOTHING to offer (concerning this or any other issue, real or imagined...they're too busy simply complaining)

I'm just tired of the BS. I've noticed for years that the problem seems to be pride: the seasons are changing, sure. But we're just pissed because when we were kids, Summer started "later" than it seems to now (oh, and you were younger and stupider then too). We're just annoyed that all those dollars we wasted on Hallmark calendars that say "summer starts here. winter ends here" are no longer right. So the only way around this is to say "we're all doomed" rather than admitting "oh look, mother nature doesn't always listen to us".

Whatever...you know my answer kids...

Jebus bones and cowards

2007-02-27T19:25:00.000-07:00

Well well. Looks like James Cameron is claiming to have found the burial site and bones of good 'ol jebus boy himself. Oh, and not just HIS but his WIFE'S and his SON'S bones as well.

Now, according to myth, the 'ol brain hunter shouldn't be occupying this particular mortal address since he is said to have "risen" and since departed. Hmm. Curious.

Now it's long been speculated that the body of the man they called the savior may have been removed to further perpetuate the greatest PR campaign in history. That being said the usual pile of piosness is out complaining that the story can't possibly be true (again, according to myth). There are some that have flat out admitted that they may screen the James Cameron special simply "...to refute it". Wow. Wouldn't have expected any less from THAT group.

So, let's summize: it's ok for the zombie worshipers to believe that this lucky fellow managed to jumpstart himself and head for greener pastures, but they have a PROBLEM with believing that the people of the time (already caught up in the "I used to hang out with the guy" jolt) may have physically removed the body to help the story line take it's unatural course.
Uh, ya. CSI Jeru-sell 'em here we come.
Anyway, they'll usually counter something like this by saying "it's all about faith". That being said, I'll put my "faith" in people being people and riding on the coat tails of a preacher any day of the week over hocus pocus.

So ABC (at this point standing for A BIG CON) is touting how their brave little reporter Bob Woodruff showed such "...courage" with his recent "...ordeal".
Excuse me while I throw up.
Being a Gulf War Vet it makes me sick to see a REPORTER getting so much "love" from HIS OWN STATION for having been shot at, captured...AND RETURNED to us...oh thank the gods he's with us again.
WTF!?
After having had to babysit and dodge some of these morons, I can't possibly imagine what a pain in the @ss it must be NOW with one "reporter" for every 20 or 30 SOLDIERS. This @sshole is even wearing the garb of the soldier his own station is out to hang every chance they get news wise! If he was going to get shot, it should have been by a few good Marines!

"tits up"

2007-02-09T09:33:00.000-07:00

So Anna Nicole died.....big whoop

In more pressing news a working QUANTUM COMPUTER, the next evolutionary step...years ahead of schedule...will be fired up this coming Tuesday in California. Can't wait to see what happens there. Should change everything.

There have been stories since the superbowl about people being "bothered" by certain commercials (suicide robots, kissing mechanics, etc) while the entire time avoiding the idea that this had to be the GAYEST football game I've ever seen. Any ONE of the items alone wouldn't have been a big deal, but Circ de Sole AND kissing mechanics AND Prince for the half time show...compund the assertion ;)

I'm sure I'll think of more stuff to babble about as the day goes on (new post day). We'll see.

GibsonAV

SUPERBOWL, SUPER BOWL...

2007-02-02T15:27:00.000-07:00

I'm not terribly impressed by a bunch of millionares playing a game for a bunch of billionares. I'm even less impressed when the final two finally meet on the field. But what cracks me up is something I'm noticing now concerning it all.
Last year, you heard the term SUPERBOWL less and less. People (and businesses especially) started refering to it as "the big game" or "super Sunday", etc. This year, you hear it even less. Looks like the NFL isn't allowing anyone to use the term/name/brand SUPERBOWL without paying for it. More so this year than ever. Do you believe that? They can take you for the ride, charge what they do for the tickets, but you can't use the "brand" for anything (that by the way might actually build interest in it all).
To see if the NFL spy servers are working hard, let's check for a S&D letter from these guys...so here goes:
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,

Let's see if their web crawlers are working ;)
Enjoy kids!

GibsonAV
P.S.
Finally got a response on my FREE TATTOO web page by someone who can follow instructions :) will keep you all informed.

Mexico...the sequel

2007-01-15T16:14:00.000-07:00

Boys and girls in interweb land, I must tell you that I had some question where the hell I was living a bit ago.

It started at the local YMCA where I work out and swim. You know the YMCA, pillar of American tradition, tenant of modern America? Well, while I was walking around the track during my after workout cooldown I happened to have glanced down through the glass and peer in to one of the open activity rooms. What I saw there didn't make sense to me. Some people dancing about, mostly in circles, holding imaginary skirts (the girls anyway) while the guys pranced with hands behind their backs (like they were wearing handcuffs perhaps?). On my second lap I noticed one of the "dancers" was draped in a mexican flag.

WTF? (I said to myself) Did I just see mexicans learning to dance...mexican?
I resolved myself to finish my remaining two laps, change and ask someone at the front counter.

"Since it's the community room, someone just reserved it to teach mexican dance" the little fellow says to me over the counter (all the while wearing a confused look on his face, like I was wrong for inquiring)

I said the first thing that came to mind and the only thing that seemed appropriate at the time to react with (and I said it LOUDLY)

"Shouldn't they be teaching ENGLISH instead? Will dancing help them get more welfare or something??"

The little human simply giggled, not knowing if I was serious. The fact that I didn't join in may have clued him in to it, just before I walked off in disgust.

Then, the next day I run across a story about an AMERICAN pizza chain (Pizza Patrón to be exact) that has been receiving threats and angry messages ever since they started advertising that they will ACCEPT PESOS AS PAYMENT. The threats sound justified to me (I made sure to leave them a message conveying just that on their guest board).

Now remind me kids...we ARE in the USA right? Did I miss a memo or something? Did we just decide that having to learn the language of the country you decide to migrate, move (or break in to) wasn't neccessary any more? How can any LEGAL immigrant integrate properly if they don't even NEED to learn the language (much less change currency?)

It was a creepy moment and the creeps just keep on comin...

The best part about it all was that while I was trying to find Pizza Patron's web site to leave them a piece of my mind, I ran across the image above AND had to share it. I also saw a cool tshirt: "Undocumented Worker; so if I break in to your house, does that make me an unplanned houseguest?" Genius.

Print it out, put it on your cars and homes...see if you can offend someone in to some genuine dialog about it all. At best, piss off a libtard or two.

GibsonAV

PETA sucks...and HERE'S proof!!

2007-01-05T08:58:00.000-07:00

I ran across this story today and couldn't believe the IRONY of what I was reading. At the risk of pladurizing, I'm going to post THIS link and copy the story here (because they just put it SO well).
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Colorado Governor: PETA “A Bunch Of Losers,” “Frauds”
As many as 340,000 cows and steers have been left stranded by southeastern Colorado's most recent snowstorm, and National Guard units are helping ranchers in a frantic bid to save the freezing animals. Faced with 15-foot snowdrifts, rescuers are airlifting bales of hay and hoping for the best. But as Coloradans are learning, the wealthy People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) isn't about to lift a finger. Not forthose animals -- the ones destined to be flame-broiled, grilled, or roasted. Appearing on Denver radio station KRFX yesterday morning, Colorado Governor Bill Owens spoke for all of us. PETA, he declared, are "a bunch of losers" [click to listen] and "frauds" [click to listen].
The dustup started when KRFX morning hosts Rick Lewis and Michael Floorwax (yes, that's his real name) called PETA to ask if the group would help feed and rescue the snowbound herds. PETA spokeswoman Reannon Peterson took the call, and bluntly replied: "You're going to save them, and then in six months they're going to be killed and end up on someone's plate. So I don't know that it's really the most noble cause." [click to listen].
Peterson added that wild animals caught in the blizzard's wake -- the same animals PETA routinely criticizes hunters for bagging -- also weren't worth spending PETA's money to save. "It's an act of God," she said. "There's really nothing to be done" [click to listen].
Enter Governor Owens. In addition to labeling PETA "losers" and "frauds," he expressed amazement that "PETA doesn't want us to feed freezing cattle" [click to listen] and stated that "it's symbolic of what PETA stands for" [click to listen]. Finally, Owens declared that PETA is "a strange group of people. Don't send money to PETA" [click to listen]. Asked a few hours later by KRFX sister-station KOA-AM to reiterate his position on PETA, he put it plainly: "What a bunch of losers. Don't give your money to PETA." [click to listen].
We couldn't agree more. As we're telling the media today, the Colorado snowstorm is exactly the kind of emergency that should send PETA into action. But PETA -- whose president publicly wished for a foot-and-mouth epidemic in 2001 -- has a stubborn anti-meat bias. To this group of tofu-devouring loonies, seeing the livelihood of cattle ranchers evaporate is a cheap thrill. This may also be the reason why the vegetarian-oriented Humane Society of the United States isn't spending any of the $145 million it raised last year on Colorado helicopter rentals and hay bales.

An end to the holidays...for now

2007-01-04T08:44:00.000-07:00

Well it's all over for now kids. XMas and New Years have passed and any mistakes you made during that time frame should only haunt you for about 10 more months (unless of course you had a more "memorable" new years eve, in which case your particular haunting will last until that rash clears up or the child support wears out.)
The demobrats are poised to take their "position" in the house and senate (and I use the term loosely) and we'll see if they can put up or shut up. Naturally, they're pushing all sorts of ideas in the hopes that keeping people dependent on the government will keep them all working. Watch for updates in this section as we move on.)
In the meantime, it looks like Saddam will finally be able to start that man-on-man love relationship with Satan, now that his hanging has finally gone down. Naturally, some people out there had a problem with everything concerning this.
"He was taunted", "they rushed to do it", "how could video of this possibly get on the web so quickly", blah blah blah. Let's not forget who we're talking about kids. This particular scum bag got the mercy he denied so many even to the last. In the VERY END some of those fortunate enough to watch his execution first hand decided to remind him that he's NOT a hero and it will take some effort to make a martyr of him.
I say they're lucky it wasn't done here, or it would have been messier and more fun. Eh, who am I kidding. If they had done it here, he would have been offered a chance to get out of it or go back to school, or worse...therapy. No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're pussies.

ttyl
GibsonAV

Marines

2006-12-22T11:54:00.000-07:00

I saw on the news yesterday where some Marines will be charged with murder...DURING WARTIME, AFTER THEY SUSTAINED AN IED ATTACK BY LOCALS AND RETURNED FIRE!
That's like charging racers with speeding during the Indy 500.
For all you people in your warm homes and offices this holiday season, think of this: THIS is the reason we're not winning over there or anywhere else. It's because we're busy trying to be as PC as possible while our guys and girls are getting killed. Let's leave all the politics aside concerning our current combat theater. Let's leave the opinions about people in charge and policy aside. Let's just use some common sense here.
Some Marines on a patrol get hit. Lose one of their own. React with action to the locals...let me rephrase that...TO THE PEOPLE WHO DID THIS OR AT MINIMUM HARBORED THOSE WHO DID...and cleaned house.
Let's see some of the bleeding hearts remain calm and objective during a firefight and perhaps then they'll understand your mindset when your life is on the line.
Besides, anyone who's been there knows what I do...the only difference between the enemy and the locals is which one you're shooting at NOW and which one you'll shoot at LATER.

leaches and parasites

2006-12-09T15:13:00.000-07:00

Hi there boys and girls (especially the girls)
Turkey day has come and gone. Along with it are gone the usual barrage of protests and "offenses" that we must all suffer through during this...the holiday season.
All the while, Rosie "the mouth" O'Donell has done her part to bring "The View" to light as the incipent, ranting collection of hags that it is. You really know a show is on it's way out when bringing The Mouth in is supposed to help!
Meanwhile, the full contact shopping is going at it hard core and people are miserable, grumpy, frustrated and broke...perfect Americans. Ah, the satisfaction of it all makes me weep.
One final note: I just got an email from some scumbags calling themselves "christian bloggers" asking me to join. (like xtians have an independant thought to post anywhere).
As you regular psychos know full well; I am NOT a xtian (quite the opposite actually, and damned proud of it). Seeing as how these cretons sent their little holy bot to seek me and others out, I decided to reply. Here is their message and that reply (for you online voyeur types);
Christian Bloggers wrote:---------------------------------
Dear blog author:
We recently came across your site,gibsonsgrotto.blogspot.com, while searching for fellow christian bloggers. A small group of us have started a new site called Christian Bloggers.
Our prayer and intent is to bring Christians closer together, and make a positive contribution to the Internet community. While many of us have different "theologies", we all share one true saviour. Would you be interested in joining ChristianBloggers? Please take a few minutes to have a look at what we are trying to do, and if you are interested,there is a sign up page to get the ball rolling. We would greatly appreciate your support in this endeavour. May God Bless you and your blogging efforts. We look forward to hearing from you.
Craig Cantin Christian
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And my reply?

To whom it may be of concern,
While I'm sure there are many who would indeed look forward to being sheep online as well as off, you have obviously not ever READ my blog.
Not only am I NOT a xtian, I'm a 7th generation Satanist and proud to say that my daughter is the 8th. Please don't bother replying with how much you'll all "pray" for me. I loathe the hypocracy of how you'll pray for your enemies while you try to destroy them.
In the future, you may want to actually read a blog or two before assuming that everyone out there is as blind a follower as you all are.

With great disgust,
Gibsonav---

well, well, well...

2006-11-06T16:39:00.000-07:00

...looks like our secret fruity friend over at NEW LIFE CHURCH has gone and gotten himself in a wee bit o' trouble. Seems the LEADER OF THE ENTIRE EVANGELICAL group of zombie followers had a little "trist" with a male hooker and split a dose of meth with him (or two) before playing a game of "let's make believe we're actually Catholic".
The 'gentleman' who exposed him did it for all the right reasons; to let everyone know how much of a hypocrit you have to be to be so 'anti gay' and yet have THIS sort of life on the side. I love it when people in a position of 'power' get knocked off by their own urges. It reminds the others that they're human too, and if they screwed up in ANY way...SOMEONE out there knows about it ;)
Let's hope it sets a trend and we get many more people coming out to 'expose' the truth behind the pios :D

look, no armageddon...

2006-11-02T11:51:00.000-07:00

...well xtian fundies, yet another Halloween has come and gone and look. The world didn't end. Little girls didn't go off to join orgiastic cults (like the church) and little boys didn't spontaneously combust because another holiday (that's growing in popularity and spending every year) that didn't involve JC came around. Woohoo! Ain't life grand?
John Kerry got his foot stuck in his mouth again, and people ran him over for it. Awsome, even his own party told him to 'sit this one out'. What's even funnier is to watch the Dems trip over themselves to say "that's not what he MEANT to say!" The party with no ideas somehow knows what he meant to say. Amazing. Well, since another shinning star in the dem party has their own definition of sex, I guess knowing what others somehow don't is what they do. Funny though how they never have anything to ADD!
I got a phone call the other night at home from MOVEON.ORG that I just relished. How they got my name and number I'll never know I'm sure, but as soon as I found out who it was I simply stated that "moveon.org needs to moveon out". It was all I could keep from tearing this idiots throat out over the phone. What was he going to say to me that I haven't heard chanted on PMSNBC or CNN over and over again? That every dimwitted talking head floating around in the colleges these days hasn't already vomited forth in a public forum? Save it for the other zombies bud.

gone like the wind...

2006-10-20T13:24:00.000-06:00

Well kids, last night I joined the growing fraternity of people who's car radio has been stolen from their vehicles. Here's the scoop:
I was parked outside the movie theater to do some artwork. I wasn't parked 10 minutes before someone came over and said "isn't that your car" and "some [spics] were in it rifling around". Lo and behold, the radio's gone and so is my cell phone (I did leave it unlocked, so I'm as much to blame...clean removal too, no broken dash or wires). What I don't understand is why they took my sketch pad? That's the only part that annoys me. The radio can be replaced (thanks to their clean work) and the phone's already been replaced, but the pad?
I don't get it.

latest and greatest...and it ain't much

2006-10-19T09:18:00.000-06:00

Well boys and girls, the diplomatic sh1t has hit the fan on a number of fronts. North Korea is rattling their tiny nuclear sabre at us and pretty much daring us to do something about it. The fact that we haven't done much has had its reverberations in Iraq, who are STILL not doing anything for themselves and relying on the lives of OUR boys and girls to fix their problems. Now they're comparing Iraq to the Tet Offensive in Vietnam in '68.
Great, just great.
Meanwhile locally, the BS political ads are flying along with the proverbial mud that seems to come with it like PB & J. They're so busy trying to pit us all against their opponents that they seem to forget that what people respond to quickest is mud slinging ads...but not the way they think. The more I hear peole bring up stuff about what their opponent said/did 20 years ago about something that has NOTHING to do with the facts today, the more I think this person doesn't have a genuine platform to stand on so all they can do is talk smack about their opponent.
You in the political arena may want to pay attention because I can tell you for a fact that I'm not alone in this feeling.
Speaking of sell outs, I don't remember if I mentioned it but I went out and got myself a MySpace page to see what all the hub bub is about (plus, you can't really enjoy other people's pages unless you have an account yourself...I hate that crap). The profile itself takes jabs and stabs at the general MySpace population of wiggers and slam pigs. I have managed to find a few pages that are worth checking out, either for content or for simple effort. The "blog" on my page is just for poking fun at them even more, but doesn't contain much more than a comment or two about some specific idiots I happen to know.
Lastly, I finally got around to putting a promotional page together for the FREE TATTOO idea I had. I'm finally getting around to seeing if I can get this thing off the ground by "giving away" some work and building some sort of clientel and fan base. I'll keep you all informed.

Carry on the and keep up the good fight kids,

Gibsonav

Guns and kids

2006-10-02T13:36:00.000-06:00

well, no doubt the anti gun folks are rallying around the latest batch of wingnuts to haul off and do something stupid, usually within a school.
Let's not forget though (before it gets too weird)..."stop blaming the gun and blame the person holding it..."

to prove my point I've locked and loaded my own personal 9mm automatic pistol. I've taken the safety off and even gone so far as to chamber a round. Below the ENTIRE blog you'll see a pic of it as it sits on the table...and A COUNTER KEEPING TRACK OF HOW LONG IT HAS NOT GONE OFF.

see, as far as I know, no gun will simply lock, load and fire itself but we'll see I guess...the anti gun jerks in Mexifornia may be right.

what happened in these places was awful, yes. But it's not the guns fault. the last idiot (who killed the principle for yelling at him) went so far as to break in to the gun cabinet the parents had...a LOCKED cabinet...and it didn't stop him. If the parents didn't have guns, he'd have gotten them from somewhere else.

let's just try a new word shall we? ACCOUNTABILITY or two words, PERSONAL RESPONSIBLILITY.

Remember...

2006-09-11T09:20:00.000-06:00

...This was said better by someone else, but it still needed saying...

We're at war, damn it. Isn't about damn time we started trying to win it?
Five years ago on September 11, 2001, America was, once again, subjected to what President Franklin Roosevelt so eloquently called "a day that will live in infamy". In those early minutes, hours, days and weeks that followed this assault on our nation, we shrugged off our differences. We set aside petty political, cultural and racial identities. In the aftermath of 9/11 we stopped being Democrats, Republicans, conservatives, liberals, red state, blue state, gay, straight or hyphenated. We became that last damn thing that Osama wanted. We were, every damn man, woman and child of us, simply Americans and we were pissed. Tragically, this grim resolve, this unity of purpose didn’t last. We are alas, not the same nation that came together to fight - and win - a world war on two fronts, 64 years ago.
Five short years after we were inspired by the way New Yorkers - civilians, firefighters, police and especially Rudi Giuliani - met this unprecedented assault on the heart of their city, we are wallowing in our petty differences again. We are too goddamn busy pinning blame on who dropped the ball on terrorism in the years leading up to the 9/11 attack. We are too damn busy refusing to admit past mistakes - decades of mistakes - to step back and look at the big picture. The enemy is still out there. He’s wounded, to be sure, but he’s still dangerous and determined to hit us again, much, much harder this time. Is it going to take a second, much deadlier, attack to remind us that this great nation is at war with 7th century rat bastards who want to destroy us?
If we are going to survive as a nation...If we are going to defend the inalienable individual liberty upon which America is founded, the first item on our agenda is obvious: pull our goddamn head our of our ass. Our primary problem is an obvious one: we can’t, or won’t, properly identify who - or what - we are fighting. Our Warrior in Chief - George W. Bush - says that terror and/or "extremism" is the enemy. When pressed by a rational adult, W inches closer to reality by decrying the way terrorists like Osama twist, misuse and pervert "a great religion". In the next breath he, invariably, insists that we are not at war with Islam.
We’re not at war with Islam? Fair enough, Oval Office Sparky. But, any moderately observant rational adult knows the truth. Even the causal observer can see that around the world, a critical mass of Islam’s adherents are at war with us. The claim that Osama and his cohorts are Islam’s lunatic fringe doesn’t pass the smell test. In "day that will live in infamy" terms, it’s like FDR saying that Pearl Harbor wasn’t attacked by Japan...It’s like he insisted that Pearl Harbor was attacked by certain anti-social individuals who just happened to be Japanese.
"Terror" is a tactic. "Extremism" is pure bull crap. Terrorists (extremists) are those rat bastards who use terror as their primary tactic in a prolonged war. None of these terms gets to the heart of the matter. None of these terms identify the philosophy that motivates scumbags like Osama. None of these terms name the philosophy that makes countless millions of like-minded supernaturalists hate America - hate our liberty - so much they want to see us destroyed. We might not be at war with Islam, but it’s blatantly obvious that the lion’s share of Islam is at war with us.
September 11 was a wake-up call that we heeded, for a while, then chose to ignore by hitting a snooze alarm button called "business as usual". We might find it expedient to forget that our nation is in a war for its very survival with an implacable enemy, but you can bet the proverbial agriculture endeavor that Osama - and all the rest - spend every waking minute dreaming up ways to exterminate America and everyone in it. While America’s myopic appeasers ignore the lessons of history, our enemy in this war for survival is planning to hit us again. The enemy has taken some crippling losses, but he’s smelling victory down the road because he knows that a divided, unfocused America is its own worst enemy.
The time has come to face the bitter truth about this war. We begin by facing the facts and admitting that Islam - especially in its political incarnation - is fundamentally incompatible with America’s inalienable individual liberty. We continue this reality check by accepting that Islam - Islamists by the millions around the world - are, in their minds, at war with America. The most essential elements of our long overdue reality check involve how we’re fighting this war. We need to take the damn gloves off. We need to start acting like we’re in a fight for our nation’s survival. We need to stop playing at this politically correct warfare whose rules of engagement involve "don’t hurt anybody and whatever you do don’t piss anybody off". We need to start fighting this war as if our lives depended on it, which just happens to be the case. If we continue to avoid and ignore this painful reality it’s a recipe for disaster...It’s a recipe for defeat and national extinction.
Take a moment to remember how you felt when you heard about the 9/11 attacks. Take the time to rekindle that classically America resolve that served us so well on FDR’s "day that will live in infamy". Until and unless Americans find a way to recapture that singleness of purpose we had in those first minutes, hours, days and weeks following the 9/11 attacks, we’re sowing the seeds of our own destruction.

Remember this 21st century "day that will live infamy" because your nation, your liberty, your life depends on it.

labor and love

2006-09-02T13:03:00.000-06:00

Happy Labor day kids! Other than knowing we get another weekday off, anyone remember what the hell Labor day was for originally? Yeah, I know "do a damn google search!" but remember when people would just ASK each other things to see who knew? Ah, the Jurrasic period you say...you'd be right.
Speaking of labor, how much do you think THIS GUY labored to find the differences between the original and "special edition" star wars movies? Sounds like someone needs to get laid. ;)

Have a good weekend
ttyl

GibsonAV

2006-08-19T14:30:00.000-06:00

THIS is an interesting article that suggests (through "detailed studies" no less) that "organized" religion and antisocial behavior go hand in hand like priests and little boys.

Interesting to read, all be in a bit one sided, but interesting none the less. My only problem with the site (from what appears to be an athestistic group) is that they capitolize "god", in the proper grammar...especially if you want to acknowledge the traditional Judeo-Christian theology.

Sort of ironic, no?

Meanwhile, in THIS story a group of lesbians stab and beat the snot out of some moron who decided he was a little miffed that one of their party refused his "advances". Now, while I applaud them for taking care of business I have a concern; At one point because the man spit, hit and insulted one of their group...the "girls" decide that it was a "...hate crime". But beating this straight, heterosexual man wasn't? He can technically claim the same thing, though he'd be guilty of inciting the whole thing in the first place because they made it a point to bring it up. Let's see who has the most in their collective legal fund.

TTYL
GibsonAV

2006-08-19T14:29:00.000-06:00

god the atheist and angry muff divers?

2006-08-19T10:15:00.000-06:00

attention whores and keystone cops

2006-08-17T08:33:00.000-06:00

So the Ramsey killer has been "found". Wow, maybe O.J. will finally find his tormentor too. And while we're at it...Elvis was the second shooter on the grassy nole.

Anyone else getting the feeling that this guys knew just enough about the case to get out of spending the rest of his natural life in a PMITA Singapore prison for being a freak??

What's even funnier was listening to a statement released by ONE of the Ramsey lawyers saying something to the effect of "...we respect the legal system and we'll wait and see what happens..."

WTF!?

Am I the only one who remembers what a cluster f*** the original investigation was? How the Ramseys managed to dodge and sidestep and half answer questions at THEIR convenience? If that had been my daughter, the entire town would have been brought in for questioning, after they finished investigating ME that is. But no, their "elite" status managed to allow them to get a lawyer (or two or three) and a publicist before they answered ANY questions....a PUBLICIST??

Then let's not forget the ineptitude of the investigating officers, or as we here in Colorado call them...the Keystone Cops. Saying "if there was a dog wanted for questioning, they'd arrest every cat in town" is still indicative of what the rest of Colorado (and the U.S. for that matter) thinks of the Boulder Police department. Boulder has always been 100 miles of B.S. surrounded by reality anyway, but after this case...well, let's just say if OJ has "taken care of business" there, there wouldn't even have been a chase. MJackson might consider getting a job baby sitting there, no one would blink twice ;)

Personally, even if this guys IS guilty of the murder, the parents will ALWAYS be guilty of whoring their daughter out make themselves feel better. Saying that "[her mother] was aware of a pending arrest..." might justify why she died at all; the final escape for the real killer. Thank goodness daddy is still here. Someone should be made to suffer in this little girl's stead for what her ENTIRE family allowed to happen to her. They should have just named her "bait".

GibsonAV

updates and mythology and rememberance

2006-08-08T08:33:00.000-06:00

Hi kids, I've been meaning to get on here an update, but you know how life is (those of you that have one, email me and let me know what it's like.)

Let's see...where to begin:

Well, during all this catch up time I actually got around to updating my site as well, so whoopdy-doo. Mostly on the ART and LINKS page. I did get featured in the local paper under the heading: "Charitable artiest makes theater sideshow". Kewl. I'm an artist. Do I get to me moody and tempermental now?

I've been watching the whole "born different" campaign in TV ads and now on radio. The whole idea is stupid. I've seen the "science" behind the idea that people are born gay. Here's my problem with it: it's B.S. Simply and clearly put. When you're born, you have only one sexual predisposition: to have some. Eventually your hormones kick in and you want to get "busy" with someone (or yourself). Your entire life up to that moment is what determines where and with whom you want to "mate" with (let's not forget the genetic predisposition to procreate here). So your sociology is what dictates your sexual preference. Family, experience, even religion...THAT all has more bearing on your preference that how you're "born".
Now, speaking specifically about the born different ad idea: it's stupid. The idea of a dog mooing makes the whole idea of birth preference as mythical as the dog. Sure, they're using the cute element to get their idea across (because the emo boy complaining about political issues he can't spell just doesn't have the same effect) but it's annoying. Now move on to the radio ads and listen to all these 20 something talking head puppets talking about "let the puppy moo". Sure, let him moo, but stop telling us that he moos as all! If I like to look at naked pictures of B. Arthur while I dress in a Roman toga just to get off, do YOU want to know that? I bet you don't. So why do I have to know what gets someone's nut just to accept them as a fellow citizen? I'm tired of hearing about what gets peoples motors going in order to be able to speak with them on more important issues.
My favorite is the moron who has the nerve to say "I don't think anyone chooses to be who they are..." WTF?? Are you kidding me you idiot? Are you that much of a tool that you honestly believe that?! Of COURSE you control who you are (unless you're a democrat that is). You are the only true and genuine final authority of who you choose to become. YOU. You are responsible entirely for what you hold high in YOUR list of personal priorities, you jackass! The fact that they ad makers decided to leave that comment in shows me that the entire idea for the campaign is stupid and pointless. Let them push their political agenda some other way.
Besides, the only reason they're trying to convince us all that they're "born" that way is so that they don't have to answer for their own decision to do it.

The war between Israel and the Hezblah! rages on. I for one commend them for finally pulling their boots up and saying "that's it, I'm gonna kick your ass". I wish we had the testicular fortitude to do the same, and not just with terrorists and the countries who harbor them. Let's grab the tree huggers by their collective scrawny malnurished throats and say "we're drilling locally and you and the damned spotted owls can kiss our ass!". Then let's turn our attention to the borders...ALL of them...and say "due to the inability of others to live by our laws, America is closed until further notice. Get your welfare and free healthcare from someone else...hey, France is looking for more people!"

And remember kids, it's not a war until France surrenders

Speaking of war, I went to a special advanced screening of "World Trade Center" last night by Oliver "my way" Stone. I have to tell you kids, it was VERY moving. I was a weeping baby for most of the movie. In the parts where I wasn't crying and feeling every moment of the movie, I was remembering that fateful day on a personal level. I didn't go see "Flight 93" because they made sure to tailor that movie so as not to "offend" anyone. "WTC" doesn't make such apologies and doesn't even try. It's all about the horror and heroes of that day. I identified most with the marine who saw what was happening, packed up his stuff, left his job and went to HELP! How I wish I could have done the same.
If you get a chance, GO SEE THIS MOVIE and let it remind you how you felt that day all over again. It's worth remembering, keep that in mind.

TTYL
GibsonAV

allah loving poser hack

2006-07-10T09:02:00.000-06:00

Well, it looks like some little towel headed hacker wanna be is really shuffling in the sand this morning. He managed to hack a web site....wow. Must be a master of technology there in his little hole in the sand.
ya right.
The Patriot Guard web site appears to have been hacked and an unflattering message left in it's place. On the OFF chance the email address left in the message was real, I left a heart felt reply (including the now infamous allah cartoons they love so much, just for good measure). Will the "hacker" see it? who knows, but I can only hope. Here's the message he left for us all, don't forget, as an emmisary of the "religion of peace".

In case you can't read it, it says:

"Fuck you americans...You don't deserve even a crap of shit! Your knowledge sucks in front of my wide knowledge...I'm your master! Israel should be wiped off the map and if you try to help them, you should too...Do not play with Iran (the most powerful country in the current and old world - see history -) So fuck off and do not count yourself something you are not! aviolation@gmail.com"

More than likely it was left by one of the mind controlled morons from that little "church" in Kansass, if they're even allowed to go on computers that is.
I'm sure the guys will have the site up in no time and do what they can to prevent this sort of crap in the future, but it's people like this (whom ever it was) who make locking and loading in the middle East all worth it.
In case you're curious, here's my reply message:
So, I guess you'll need a translator to read this email.
It must feel good to hack a web page (considering even my daughter can do that) just to make your point. It will get you ALL the attention you need, right? It's not like the Patriot Guard was attacking you or your "cause". We were supporting the families of our fallen soldiers. Nothing Allah the Useless would teach YOU right?
I was there in 1990 and I hope one of your sick brothers finally lets a nuclear weapon launch locally and turns your country into what it really is...a waste. The forgotten and the useless, that's what you all are. A burdon on the world since time long ago. We should have let the Russians wipe you all off the map as I hope Isreal soon does.
I hope the pig blood coated bullets find you as quickly as possible and I hope some of your "bretherin" find any females you may be lucky enough to keep at home and do what's needed.
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND SEE YOU SOON BUD!

surprised? what are ya? new?!

2006-07-05T14:46:00.000-06:00

Well, the usual collection of social lemmings is running around "surprising" everyone with the big shocker in the new "Superman Returns"... Lois' kid is his. Am I the only one who remembers the movie "Superman II"? I know it's creepy enough to think that he had sex with Margo Kidder (sp?) but in the end he kissed her to make her forget. Unless that was a "super abortion" kiss, she's STILL the most recent boink and that (if he was a virgin) almost certainly means that it's his kid. Who's surprised by this? Certainly not me, but apparently many are. Did they just do a memory dump of the past movies? Who are these people are why are they allowed to breed?

In other news, "Clerks II" is due out...now THERE'S a movie worth watching ;)

An honorable thing...

2006-06-24T10:06:00.000-06:00

Kids, I joined the Patriot Guard Riders a bit ago and had my first "mission" on 21 June for a fallen soldier. Say what you will, but there's complaining about things and there's DOING something about it.
In case you don't know, the PGR are the riders (bikes and "cages" alike) who show up to support the families of fallen soldiers who are being HARASSED by the Kansas church nut jobs who protest at the funerals. These vets, civilians, etc show up and act like patriotic shields for the families who have ENOUGH to concern themselves with. We don't pound on the U.G.'s (though it would be fun) and lately, they've been invited (they only go where they're invited by family or by the DoD) to other patriotic events (send offs, home comings, parades, etc).
I would VERY much suggest that you check their site out and at least understand their cause and if you see a member, say hi :)

GibsonAV

Net Neutrallity Sux

2006-06-19T11:36:00.000-06:00

hiya Boys and Girls...found THIS interesting little tidbit on TONGUE TIED about net neutrallity on the web. the cartoon's cheezy, but it explains what's up. watch it and make your voice heard!

Remember your ENEMIES...

2006-06-15T11:20:00.000-06:00

...I had to post a link to THIS article on some protesters in the UK after the "religion of peace" got their collective panties in a bunch over a COMIC strip
Let's all remember these images when the next little "accident" happens. Let's also remember that these pictures didn't make it here to our "liberal" media because they were more scared of the lawyers for these "people" than they are of the possible outcome.
Just to keep it interesting, I'll post the pics here too. Let's HOPE someone gets pissed about it and remembers that these people HATE us and anyone else who ISN'T them...might as well be christians.
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666...

2006-06-05T16:13:00.000-06:00

...well, the day has come and NO ONE is burning in the inferno (though I can think of a few televangelists who should). The number, as known to many Satanists, is merely symbolical but NOT in the literal sense. A "poser" will tell you it's a number to be rekoned with (right after he has it tattooed on his a$$ to show how cool and "true" he is) but the more learned of the left hand path know it's nature.
Rather than butcher and paraphrase, look over this exerpt from a well worded article that finally clears it up. And if you still know someone who's freaked out by a number, or worse...a DATE...slap them with the nearest frozen poultry;

6.6.6: Tuesday is June 6, 2006.

Somewhere, Revelation's author is having a big laugh.Sure, his book of the Bible is filled with dragons, locusts, plagues, oceans of blood and rivers of fire. Oh, yeah, and the beast. The beast that branded the godless with the number 666 - a sign of their devotion to him.But he was really just warning churches about the evils of emperor worship. Or was he?In the nearly 2,000 years since, the number has meant many things to many people. And on Tuesday - 6/6/06 - a lot of them will be using the number to their advantage. Some will be cashing in.
An online gambling site has posted 10-1 odds that the world will end Tuesday, the same day a remake of "The Omen," the 1976 flick with Damien, the cute little antichrist, will open."The Rapture," the next installment in the apocalyptic Left Behind series of books, is scheduled for release, and conservative author Ann Coulter's new book "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," will hit stores.Many biblical scholars say recent interpretations of the number are way off base.It doesn't add upFor centuries, 666, the number of the beast, has absorbed meanings its author never intended.Most modern scholars attribute the writing of the book of Revelation to John of Patmos. He is said to have received visions on a Greek island in the Aegean Sea, most likely around 90 A.D., that make up the book's contents.At the heart of John's vision, Satan, in the form of a dragon, has lost a war in heaven and has been cast down to earth where he continues to battle God's followers. As the dragon stands "on the sand of the seashore," two beasts rise, at his command, from below the earth's surface.The first beast comes out of the sea and the second from the land. It is this second beast which has gained such long-standing fame over the centuries. Even within the scholarly community, opinion is divided as to what Revelation's land beast represents.The Roman emperor Nero, who ruled from 54 to his suicide in 68 A.D., persecuted Christians in horrific ways that were likely to be remembered only a couple of generations later when John may have been writing Revelation. It was under Nero that both St. Peter and St. Paul are traditionally thought to have been martyred in Rome.Domitian, the emperor from 81-96 A.D., during John's time in Patmos, "was the first one to take emperor worship seriously," said the Rev. Dan Doriani, pastor at Central Presbyterian Church in Clayton and former chair of the New Testament department at Covenant Seminary. "Since Christians were not worshipping him, they were liable for persecution.""Said Frank Flinn, an adjunct professor of religious studies at Washington University, "Nero conducted the first systematic persecution of both Jews and Christians and is clearly identified with the real beast of Revelation."Others say John's problem with Domitian had more to do with false idols, not persecution.In his "Introduction to the New Testament," the late Rev. Raymond E. Brown wrote that the beast from the land, in John's vision "is emperor worship ... The wound of the beast ... may be Nero's suicide; the survival, Domitian's reign."David E. Aune, a professor of New Testament at Notre Dame, has written that the beast represents the antichrist, "a tyrannical ruler who opposes Christ and Christians," and who "comes up from the bottomless pit - the abode of the dead and the place where demons and Satan are imprisoned."John writes that the beast places a mark on the right hand or forehead of all but the servants of God. It is that mark - 666 - that has so intrigued people through the centuries. Most scholars now agree that what John was up to was gematria, or Hebrew numerology."Back then there were no separate symbols for numerical values," said the Rev. Louis A. Brighton, a professor of New Testament interpretation at Concordia Seminary. So letters did double-duty as numbers. The Hebrew consonants that spelled out "Nero Caesar," in the Greek form of the name, add up to 666. (Transliterated into the Latin form of Nero Caesar, the numbers add up to 616.)In recent years, popular entertainment has burned the number onto western society's conscience. Whether via movies such as "Rosemary's Baby," "The Exorcist," and "The Omen," or music like heavy metal band Iron Maiden's 1982 album "The Number of the Beast," Satan and 666 have become symbols of anarchy, said Carl Raschke, a professor of religious studies at the University of Denver.People who embrace a perceived symbolism of 666 as satanic "are making a statement of cultural rebellion," said Raschke. "They are saying 'I stand for something in total opposition to the historical morality of the west.'"Apocalypse nowJohn was a Christian prophet of Jewish origin who was possibly living in self-imposed exile in a cave in Patmos. He wrote his vision in letters to a group of seven Christian churches in western Asia Minor, now Turkey - communities he clearly knew well.In the first verse, John introduces his book as an apokalypsis, or revelation, a term that has come to define the literary genre - a narrative, told in the first person, that includes visions of the future. The book of Revelation is sometimes called "The Revelation to John" or "The Apocalypse of John."Brown said apocalypses are most often addressed to people living in times of suffering and persecution - times so desperate they are seen as the embodiment of supreme evil.He said the modern misuse of Revelation "is based on the misunderstanding that the message is primarily addressed to Christians of our time if they can decode the author's symbols. Rather, the meaning of the symbolism must be judged from the viewpoint of the 1st-century (churches)" which received John's letters.But balanced scholarly advice aside, the temptation to imagine conspiracy theories based on ancient religious documents is too strong for some. According to John, the mark of the beast ensures "that no one can buy or sell who does not have the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name." This has led to theories that the bar codes that appear on most everything we buy in stores are the new version of the mark of the beast.Others are convinced the new mark of the beast is a microchip implanted surreptitiously under a person's skin that transmits low-frequency radio signals to identify the individual.Revelation is so full of symbolism that nearly anything can be read from it. At one time or another, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Rasputin, Torquemada and Osama bin Laden have all been considered the antichrist.But here, Tuesday is likely to be just another day - especially since the Gregorian calendar was not adopted by most of Christendom until 1500 years after Revelation was written.Despite British reports of pregnant women planning on being induced Monday so they don't give birth on 6/6/06, a handful of local hospitals and obstetricians said they haven't had any requests. At Barnes-Jewish Hospital's Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology moms-to-be are taking 6/6/06 in stride."We have several scheduled for induction on Tuesday," said Kathy Holleman, a Barnes-Jewish Hospital spokeswoman. "And as far as we know, no one's naming them Rosemary or Damien."

Speak English or...die of hunger?

2006-06-03T15:35:00.000-06:00

Check THIS out kids. A rather infamous eatery has decided (as is their right...sorry ACLU) to demand that their patrons ONLY order from their menu IN ENGLISH (you know, the NATIVE language of this country?). No pointing at the menu and going "ugh!" for a sammy there.
I for one commend them. MORE businesses should do this, more LEGAL offices should do this (should would help narrow down who's here legally and who ain't wouldn't it?) and I say anyone who sues them for it is going to end up with some SERIOUS egg on their face.
Can you imagine the ACLU sueing for someone to have the "right" to speak in another language? Well, sadly, I can. It'll be a matter of time before they step in and someone sees another free lunch so to speak and sues for the ability to be lazy.
How about this kids, let's ALL join in, hire every decent lawyer we can (did I say that out loud?) and SUE THE ACLU!!

if that doesn't work...nuke 'em :)

ttyl
GibsonAV

Meanwhile...

2006-05-31T15:08:00.000-06:00

...I'm back from "vacation" (translation: down time...nothing to do...perfection) and all looks normal in the world. Democrats are still fighting for the right to...fight. Zealots left and right are going at it over the same issues as always and the nut jobs are out in bloom.
On the lighter side of things, I finally got the radiator cover (chrome) for the bike and it's looking quite sweet. Next step: windshield. Now if I want one of those that looks like a police riot gear shield, then I'll have to spring and extra $150 down for a "light hardware relocation kit" (doesn't that just sound painful?) or I could get a stock one from Kawsaki for the entire $150. Decisions, decisions. We'll see what the Father's Day fairy brings :)

other than that, the sky's still blue, water's still wet and the world's still flat :)

GibsonAV

No such thing as Bad Publicity...

2006-05-19T09:21:00.000-06:00

So as we're all aware, "The Davinci Code" (which did so well as a book by the same reviewers) is being chopped up and spit out now that it's a movie. As we all know, movie reviewers love their jobs and know what's best for us all when it comes to plopping down our hard earned $5 to $10 to see their latest foreign, anti American, gay melodrama. That being said, the "church" is making sure to make a bit to-do about it, asking their fellow cult members to "ban and protest" the viewing of the movie by the rest of us (who by the way, may find the ENTIRE idea of their "prophet" nothing but FOLKLORE!). As we know boys and girls, church bans worked SO well on the other seldom heard of movies they've tried it on...like "Stigmata", or "The Last Temptation..." or what was that other little one? Oh ya, "The Passion..." (which they found too..."violent" for their tastes). Hypocrits.
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Let's all remember why they're pissed; it's all about one book of fiction picking on ANOTHER book of fiction! More so, they're pissed that it may portray that this guy actually had a wife AND "got busy" with her (blasphemy!). I guess if Jesus had grabbed a little boy or two and played a Michael Jackson, they couldn't protest too much now could they? But a female!? How dare they.
Morons.
Anyway, the great wall of Texas might actually go up to keep the illegals out. My only concern is that they'll need illegals to build it. Sort of kills the mood, ya know? :)

TTYL kids,
GibsonAV

Day without Immigrants...ya right

2006-04-28T16:53:00.000-06:00

Looks like the hollywoody types are getting behind the whole "Day without Immigrants" scheduled on 1 May. On this day (in theory) all the "workers" of the country are going to take the day off...and then expect to return on Tuesday to their jobs.
Personally speaking, and I am a manager of a business, if I had to endure that particular protest...I'd fire the person as a "no call/no show" and be done with it. They have no recourse and the only protection they'd receive is from the liberal and PC crowd...of which I'm NOT a part.
The rest of us "NATIVE" Americans can't take such a stand. WE have to protest on our own dime...why can't they? They want to benefit from our laws but not be subject to them. GO HOME. Now!
Now, that being said and as you've read before, I'm of Spanish decent...so don't even try to claim bigotry. Now, let's say THIS and make it completely clear; I'm most certainly BIASED against CRIMINALS who are HERE ILLEGALLY and benefitting from the liberal jelly fish who always seem to land themselves in charge.
"Calling us criminals is offensive..." some of the Mexifornians might say. Guess what. I've said it before and I'll say it again (as so many others have): if you came here LEGALLY, this doesn't apply to you. If you came here ILLEGALLY (that is, you didn't cross our national border through proper channels and apply and RECEIVE citizenship or at least a WORK VISA) then you are indeed a criminal.
So, fellow English speakers and "Native" Americans...here's a little counter protest of our own: No Spanish on 1 May. None. Nothing even remotely Hispanic. No Taco bell, no Nachos and don't buy or do business with ANYONE who can't speak the language CLEARLY. This little street works BOTH ways...let's prove it.
In another sort of related piece of B.S. the national anthem...OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM...will be performed in Spanish to further the "you will love and accept us or else" plan. So let's follow the example that the last group who tried this got (the homosexual political agenda): beat em all.. with the biggest stick ya got.

F*ck Earth Day!

2006-04-22T09:05:00.000-06:00

...let me make myself perfectly and concisely clear when it comes to "earth" day......F*CK EARTH DAY!!!
I LOATH days like this. Special interest group generated, self serving, pointless and pretentious "celebrations" where people who don't give a crap every OTHER day of the year suddenly become "earth friendly" or "gia concious". And as for "gia"...it's called Earth you wing nuts. I don't live on gia, I live on Earth...YOU might live on gia; the imaginary world where drilling in the ground constitues popping a giant zit...but I live on Earth where we will do what we do until the Earth itself will shake us off like the fleas we are. Get a life you tree hugging f*ckwads!
In other news, gas prices are on the rise because... (throws dart at spotted owl)... "fear" of terrorism. I say again boys and girls, what other business in the world can raise prices because it MIGHT lose money later? What a great country.
I went and saw "V for Vendetta" finally...VERY very worth it! If ever a people needed some inspiration to fend and ANSWER for themselves, it's the U.S. as it stands today. THIS is the movie that might wake some people up and send them on their own journey to better what we have. The country is barely 200 years old, the government even more so, and only WE can fix OUR government kids. Wake up.

ttyl
GibsonAV

OMFG!

2006-04-05T10:26:00.000-06:00

Looks like the immigration issue is the hot topic de jour these days. There's even one school here in Colorado that won't let kids wear or display any "American flag and/or propiganda" in fear that it might come across as "insensitive" to the "plight of our "undocumented aliens".
WTF??
Let's get something straight right now; if you did NOT go through the LEGAL process of entering in and/or becoming a citizen of THIS COUNTRY...then you BROKE the LAW and you are (ergo) ILLEGAL!!! Saying "oh, when you call us illegals it makes us sound like criminals" IS TRUE! You ARE a criminal IF that's how you got here. I don't care where you're from!
And before any of you start sending me hate mail about how I must be a bigot: I'm hispanic. No, not "latino" (if you remember from my other rants I don't call myself latino because I KNOW who my father was!). I don't care if you're from Mexico, Brazil or any of the other underlying countries...unless you went through the LEGAL process YOU ARE AN ILLEGAL and YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. My only complaint is that all we're doing is sending you back so you can try again. I say when you get home you should be jailed, not helped to try again.
And while we're at it, let's not forget that some of the people coming here ILLEGALLY are themselves CRIMINALS in their own country and are simply coming here for MORE "opportunity".
So let's stop all the politically correct symantic crap surrounding this issue. It's hot and it's "now" and everyone's talking about it. Let's just make sure we're calling a spade a spade and get back on topic!

Fair's fair...

2006-03-31T14:53:00.000-07:00

...I found this image and thought it amusing, considering some of the comparissons. Next time you hear a story about either "path" and their short comings, think of this image.

Play nice kids, and if you can't play nice...get paid for it.

GibsonAV

Tadah!

2006-03-24T09:25:00.000-07:00

Hey kids. hope all is well with you all. Looks like the dems and libs have their collective panties in a bunch because the CnC actually said that bringing the troops home would have to fall on the next president. Duh. This operation NEVER had a time table they could live with on it, so why are they so surprised that it won't end right away? Not to mention the fact that they've tied the soldiers hands and delayed so much that we got a late start anyway? Morons.
In other news, King Kong comes out on DVD next week. I still can't believe it beat Narnia in the oscar awards (but then again, I still can't believe they allowed Broke butt Mountain in the list at all...but who knows). I'm looking forward to seeing it, since apparently they remade the ORIGINAL and not the remake of the 70's. Should be entertaining if nothing else.
And finally, I got rid of the 250 and picked up my "new" bike. Kawasaki Vulcan VN750. Perfect bike. Size, speed, power, look. I love it. Not sure if it will be my final bike, but it will hold me for a loooong time :)

TTYL kids, I'm goin ridin
GibsonAV

In honor of St. Patricks day...

2006-03-17T13:25:00.000-07:00

have fun kids

GibsonAV

Satanic my sweet @ss!

2006-03-15T10:53:00.000-07:00

THIS story burns the hairs on my butt a bit. Why do people insist on using the term satanic as a negative thing? These days, christian is more a dirty word than anything else ;)
But what bugs me the most is that being a Satanist is NOT illegal. It's as recognized as Buhdism and Atheism and the media still uses it to refer to anything that THEY deem as "evil" or immoral.
I for one am getting a little tired of it and take EVERY opportunity (including THIS one) to correct people when they say it. If you believe as I do, you should do the same.

Satanic Greetings,
GibsonAV

how to beat creationists (with a bat?)...

2006-03-13T16:00:00.000-07:00

I found THIS article on how to beat creationist nonsense (with, of all things...FACTS!). Should be fun at parties.
Read through the article and think something to yourself. I've known some of these answers already and have used them, but these nut jobs (when confronted with facts) just brush them off and keep "believing". I don't have a problem with them believing it, I just dont like it when they try to say "this is the way it is" without being able to back it up.
And we won't even get started on the "intelligent design" crowd...even the UFO nuts think these guys are creepy, and that's saying a lot.

hypocrits and losers...

2006-03-02T08:03:00.000-07:00

check THIS story out. It seems that the cult of the zombie (aka: christians) are putting out a sh1tty game based on a crappy novel. The FIRST PERSON SHOOTER is going to be the latest brainwashing and recuitment tool in their arsenal of contemporary entertainment crappy knock offs, like their rock pop and cartoons. The same "tool of the devil" that they've been putting their tax free dollars behind to stop is the latest example of the hypocrits they are. What a$$holes.
In other news, a video conference about the "warning" of the President regarding the levies in good 'ol New Orleans has magically surfaced. The left wingers are using it as "proof" that the "government knew and didn't care". Let's keep in mind though kids, that they WERE warned and many were just too "tough" to leave. Guess mother nature called that card game. And let's also not forget that you shouldn't be rewarded with money for being stupid. If that were the case, the democraps would have all the money they need.

ttyl.
GibsonAV

don't cheer for yahoo just yet...

2006-02-24T08:36:00.000-07:00

...recently, Yahoo (the bastian of civilized online culture that it is) banned the use of allah in usernames and emails. This was done to prevent "hate speech" (I guess my attempt to sign up as allah-takes-it-in-@ss is shot huh?) and NATURALLY the usual maggots are crying foul. The local members of the 'religion of peace' are saying that it's an attack on muslims and it's discriminatory in nature. Hey, if they want to create an email addy called "JewsLie" then go for it, but don't get pissed because the infadels are more creative than they are.
Sadly (or thankfully?) Yahoo has reversed it's position, another clear sign of how you can scream allah in a burning theater but you can't have the ten commandments in a court house. Isn't life grand?

ttyl
GibsonAV

burn em...

2006-02-20T17:01:00.000-07:00

...I heard an interesting comment last night, concerning the church burnings: let em burn. And when they DO burn, they're not allowed to call for the fire department. When these TAX FREE structures are set ablaze, remember kids that the fire department is for those of us that PAY TAXES...you guys can sit back and pray for rain.

nuff said

GibsonAV

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2006-02-18T11:45:00.000-07:00

oh crap...

2006-02-13T10:21:00.000-07:00

...this is the time when some panic because they're required by their social peers to show signs of affection...PUBLICLY....oh dear gods, what ever shall we do!?
this time of year cracks me up. people spends oodles of money and time doing something that they should be doing all year long. Like mothers day, fathers day and independence day...these are not holidays that should have to wait for a particular hallmark card or theme to participate in. Do them as often as you can and as well as you can...so on that cold, calm day when a runaway poodle is flung from a passing unicycle and hits you in the head and kills you...you'll have no regrets. You never know that you'll have the chance to say "I love you" tomorrow, so do it today kids.
In other news, NYC is currently getting the s*it slammed out of them snow wise. I remember being there in '77 and THAT storm was supposed to be the worst...until now. Man I wish I was still there for that. It was a blast to see that much commerce come to a screaching halt for a short time.
Have fun kids, and keep warm.

TTYL
GibsonAV

HATE...

2006-02-03T11:32:00.000-07:00

...ask yourselves this noble web slingers; when did it become wrong to hate? Politicians and special interest groups (oh, and don't forget the souless lawyers) use the word in all sorts of legistlation. "Hate Crimes" are some of the most feared next to drug related ones (ALL crimes are hate related you drones! Hate against women, against the "system", against humanity, etc). "Hate" related web sites are banned by not only the providers, but the people who hunt them down and SHUT them down...because they "hate" the hate sites ironically. You can't even say you hate something in public without some closet tree hugger springing from the closet infering that hate is "kind of a strong word isn't it?"
YES! That's why some of us still choose to use it damn it!
When did the politically correct pole smokers decide that only things that can be said about anything is stuff that won't convey anything negative? Oh wait, I know when...when YOU all decided that you were going to allow political correctness to run your lives and dictate your feelings!
NOW it gets even better. Some of our middle eastern overly sensitive types have their collective panties and turbins in a bunch because a cartoon was run...ya, I said a cartoon...that depicted more of these "peace lovers" in a negative fashion. Ironically, today they're living up to EVERY stereotype mentioned by everyone in every cartoon or clip that's ever made fun of them.
Am I the only one who remembers that we're at WAR and that during WAR time you HATE your enemies?! Even better; our ENEMIES can chop of the head of their captured (and Geoneva Convention protected) enemies, they can call to other cock roaches like them throughout the world to join them in their battles abroad...so long as we don't offend them.
Who the F*CK is fighting this war? Us or the media?
But I figured it all out kids...I know how we can win this war. It's quite simple and it's been proven that it'll obviously work by OUR ENEMIES.
We put a giant speaker on a helo and fly over the entire region (after pulling our guys ALL out first) and announce that we're going to begin to open fire on anything over a meter tall housing muslim "life" in it regardless of age, afilliation or gender with pig blood laden bullets that will be carried and fired by bible thumping klan members. THEN, we further announce that everyone else in the world will be issued an "Alah takes it in the ass" t-shirt and drop a few extra ones on all the mosques (sp?) of the world...right before closing them down and turning them in to strip joints. Finally, we drop a few million porn pics covered in USARMY issue man juice on every "school" in the area with a written invitation to feel free to participate in anything they see in the pictures with their immediate family members or livestock, whichever CUMS first!
They'll all spontaneously combust and explode purely from their own level of offense. POOF! One big sweaty, curry smelling puff of dark smoke later...the rest of us will be safe.
Just to make sure we've got it all covered, we use some rockets to launch the ACLU headquarters building in to space above them and (after low yield nuclear detonation) make sure it forms a giant cross and jewish star over the land. What ever survivors are left will have to remain in the caves like the roaches they are lest they be offended and spark right up.
That pretty much covers it :)
see. all better now.

GibsonAV
P.S.
I know I'm inviting all kinds of hate mail with this, but remember this kids; I embrace my hate. I'm ALLOWED to feel it and express it (in this, a civil and public forum). YOU (if you're bothered by any of this) do NOT have the RIGHT to NOT be offended. Nor do you possess the afinity to tell me that I can't feel what I feel just because it bothers YOU. I WILL and DO HATE my ENEMIES. I WILL and DO express that sentiment when ever I damn well please. No cartoon or parody in the world can express it as well as I'd like, but I'll take what I can get.

Seacrest eats it...

2006-02-02T15:23:00.000-07:00

well, in THIS story (off FARK recently...I love those guys) a Jersey shock jock asks Seacrest straight up "are you gay?" which sends him off in a hissy fit and walking off the show.
Need we say more? You betcha!
Is it me or does this pole smoker look like Spicky Martin's younger long lost sister?
I just want to know what all the hype is over this butt pirate. He's got gig after gig landing in his lap and I haven't seen a lick (no pun intended...ok pun INTENDED) of genuine talent other than being on the mother of all suck ass reality shows. He sort of reminds me of Lindsey Lohan but only she ADMITS to being a cock biter.
so just remember, you purple triangle toting tele tubbie rejects, the next time you just HAVE to tune in and watch this closet queen you're helping to pay (and justifying) his/her/its salary ;)
am I homophobic? Hell no, I just hate the idea that if he is, he isn't "straight" enough to admit it because it might affect his paychecks. these kinds of guys are the best, the only one that DOESN'T know he's gay...is him.
ttyl
GibsonAV

hi kids...

2006-01-30T08:33:00.000-07:00

...hey there. Let's see what's up in the wonderful world of Gibson...
Tomorrow's my birthday...38...
big wup.
I noticed that they're building ANOTHER church near by. Like this town needs another one. I don't get it. But then again, if I didn't have to pay taxes on anything my business does (yes, I said BUSINESS) I'd plop a new shop down ever chance I got too.
It's cold out, but not "wintery" just yet. We had some snow a while back, but it should really start to pick up soon. Seems to hit end of Jan, beginning of Feb around here anyway.
I had someone tell me over the weekend that they'll "...never use Yahoo or MSN search again because the government said they wanted to monitor searches people make and those two companies just handed their stuff over, no questions asked...". So the "black helicopter" types are apparently up in arms over all this. Google and a few others decided that they weren't going to play along, so now they're the favored in the magic bullet and "selective porn" community. I say woop-dee-doo. If the government wants to keep tabs on how many people want to see Brittney's privates, go for it. Our tax dollars hard at work. Apparently (like so many other things these days) the governments plan coincides with "for the children" plan de jour. I'm sure someone will start talking about how Google doesn't care about kids online safety or some crap and some bible thumper will grab that band wagon and drive it down the "boycott" trail. We'll see.
Other than that, not much going on. I think I got the comments problem fixed on here (again). Maybe now I can actually see comments that have been left.
Life goes on...later kids

GibsonAV

Trampling each other?! Oh cool!

2006-01-27T07:32:00.000-07:00

THIS story on FOXNews talks about a VERY FUNNY on air skit that takes advantage of the infidels in the sand box trampling each other during a "religious observance". Yeah, I said each other and religious observance in the same sentence.
ROFL!!!
This is great! If we just have them declare more fun, family oriented "holidays" like this, we can just watch it on pay per view as they widdle down their own population and save us tax payers some precious ammo. Remember kids, ammo is life :)
The funnier part is that (naturally) someone got their hairy panties in a bunch and got "offended". How funny that they can threaten EVERY Westerner with DEATH, but when they kill each other and everyone (rightfully so) laughs their ass off...they're hurt. What a joke. Personally, I'd like to see this "holiday" observed here so I won't have to see it so filtered on the news. I'm thinking box seats and blimp cams.
And, in some local news, the "Coloradans for Marriage" (WTF?) are going to make sure the amendmant defining marriage in the state will be limited to one sentence (to make sure no one can get around their conservative and illiterate agenda). How nice. Some local group of anal retentive social wing nuts gets to tell YOU what marriage is. In a related story, the "Coloradans for less nosey assholes in politics" (a group which I just made up) has decided that the afore mentioned COM group will be boiled in their own ass juice then audited to reveal their church backing.
Back to you Marsha...

ttyl
GibsonAV

doesn't feel that bad to me?

2006-01-23T07:59:00.000-07:00

Hi kids. According to some psychiatrist out there (as reported on the local news and radio) TODAY is the most depressing day of the year. Apparently because of the weather, holiday bills showing up, football season almost being over (the Broncos aren't going, so locally that may be true), new years resolutions starting to fall through, etc, etc...today is the most depressing day of the year.
I say the story sounds like bullshit and may actually create what they're reporting about. I'm only down because my birthday is coming up and that ALWAYS sucks. Also, I've got the flu...now THAT sucks
Other than that, I went and played bingo for the first time. It was actually quite fun (more so than I thought it would be). Might have to do it again.
I haven't sold my bike yet. I had one caller and they never called back so I'll rewrite the ad a bit and try it again. I'll keep you posted.
I watched "Family Guy: Stewie...the untold story" over the weekend. I LOVED IT. If you have a partially developed sense of humor, I think you will too.
And finally, I'm tired of hearing of "Broke Back Mountain". If I wanted that much of an "agenda" in my "entertainment" I'd watch Bravo or Lifetime...PLEASE don't waste your time with this movie.

TTYL kids
GibsonAV

thump...

2006-01-14T14:56:00.000-07:00

Got a pair of Oakley "Thump" sunglasses/MP3 player (got it for myself for my birthday on the 31st...yeah, I know I'm early but screw it)

VERY nice. Should make for an easier time when riding my bike. Haven't tried them with my helmet on yet, but that's next.

uhm...besides that. not much else.
ttyl

Gibson

New Year, and?

2006-01-09T08:06:00.000-07:00

Well, another year has begun. To tell you the truth, it's still all the same to me. IF, however, you "must" know what kind of resolution a social misfit like myself maintains it would be this (the SAME resolution I make EVERY year since I was 16...) "To do three things I've never done; To go to two places I've never been; To give something away I want to keep."
Sound kind of "Halmark-y" but it keeps life interesting every year. I'll keep you up to date on what those things are. Last year was easy. In the first catagory would be the bike, work and the unemployment office. The bike itself could cover most of the first catagory, what with learning to ride one, owning one (now two), disassembling it, etc. Work wise, that was a trip in itself ;) The second catagory would be some of the more picturesque side roads I've discovered since then. Beautiful scenery and again...new places. The last catagory would be the laptop I had that I traded for the second bike. I could EASILY have kept it, but wanted the bike so...there you have it.
In other news, I got a call at home last night from the local democratic office concerning the '08 elections. Looks like the desperation is evident early this time.
Also, a PETA boat is bitching up a storm in the news because they were "intentionally rammed" by a Japanese whaling fisher...this was of course, while they were doing their "thing" (crossing the path of the whaler to hold up signs and complain).
I say, ram them then drop chum in the water to help the sharks find them THEN, drag what's left of the carcasses aboard and tie them to the bow to "deter" the next raft full of morons.
And finally, MATCH.COM got busted for faking dates for people who's memberships were about to expire. Considering the wholesome (and I'll bet "christian") image they try to portray themselves as, this is not only fitting but it should have been expected. I hope they drop off the face of the internet as fast as they popped up.
I'll talk to you kids soon!

ttyl
GibsonAV

"sorry" letter ;)

2005-12-28T07:07:00.000-07:00

Got this from a friend. Now, the origin of it is questionable but I'm looking in to it. In the mean time, it's still a hell of a statement. Read on kids...
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A Letter of Apology from Lieutenant General Chuck Pitman, US Marine Corps, Retired "For good and ill, the Iraqi prisoner abuse mess will remain an issue. On the one hand, right thinking Americans will harbor the stupidity of the actions while on the other hand, political glee will take control and fashion this minor event into some modern day massacre. I humbly offer my opinion here: I am sorry that the last seven times we Americans took up arms and sacrificed the blood of our youth, it was in the defense of Muslims (Bosnia, Kosovo, Gulf War 1, Kuwait, etc.). I am sorry that no such call for an apology upon the extremists came after 9/11. I am sorry that all of the murderers on 9/11 were Islamic Arabs. I am sorry that most Arabs and Muslims have to live in squalor under savage dictatorships. I am sorry that their leaders squander their wealth, I am sorry that their governments breed hate for the US in their religious schools, mosques, and government-controlled media. I am sorry that Yasir Arafat was kicked out of every Arab country and high-jacked the Palestinian "cause. I am sorry that no other Arab country will take in or offer more than a token amount of financial help to those same Palestinians. I am sorry that the USA has to step in and be the biggest financial supporter of poverty stricken Arabs while the insanely wealthy Arabs blame the USA for all their problems. I am sorry that our own left wing, our media, and our own brainwashed masses do not understand any of this (from the misleading vocal elements of our society, like radical professors, CNN and the NY TIMES). I am sorry the United Nations scammed the poor people of Iraq out of the "food for oil" money so they could get rich while the common folk suffered. I am sorry that some Arab governments pay the families of homicide bombers upon their death. I am sorry that those same bombers are brainwashed thinking they will receive 72 virgins in "paradise." I am sorry that the homicide bombers think pregnant women, babies, children, the elderly and other non-combatant civilians are legitimate targets. I am sorry that our troops die to free more Arabs from the gang rape rooms and the filling of mass graves of dissidents of their own making. I am sorry that Muslim extremists have killed more Arabs than any other group. I am sorry that foreign trained terrorists are trying to seize control of Iraq and return it to a terrorist state. I am sorry we don't drop a few dozen Daisy cutters on Fallujah. I am sorry every time terrorists hide they find a convenient "Holy Site." I am sorry they didn't apologize for driving a jet into the World Trade Center that collapsed and severely damaged Saint Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church — one of our Holy Sites. I am sorry they didn't apologize for flight 93 and175, the USS Cole, the embassy bombings, the murders and beheadings of Nick Bergand, Daniel Pearl, etc...etc, America will get past this latest absurdity. We will punish those responsible because that is what we do. We hang out our dirty laundry for the entire world to see. We move on. That's one of the reasons we are hated so much. We don't hide this stuff like all those Arab countries that are now demanding an apology. Deep down inside, when most Americans saw this reported in the news, we were like—so what? We lost hundreds and made fun of a few prisoners. Sure, it was wrong! Sure, it dramatically hurts our cause, but until captured, we were trying to kill those same prisoners. Now we're supposed to wring our hands because a few were humiliated? Our compassion is tempered with the vivid memories of our own people killed, mutilated and burned among a joyous crowd of celebrating Fallujahans. If you want an apology from this American, you're going to have a long wait! You have a better chance of finding those seventy-two virgins! Chuck Pitman, Lt. Gen., US Marine Corps (Ret.) Semper Fi
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I'm "SNOPING" this story to see if it's real. So far...it's "incomplete"

the latest...

2005-12-22T12:33:00.000-07:00

Well, in the local paper there was an article on a Federal Judge who has decided (in a Dover, PA school board case) that intelligent design was nothing more than creationism repackaged, but it was NOT science nor should it be considered an alternative to evolution...
duh.
Guess the cult monkeys will have to come up with another way to try to sneak their mental trash past the school boards huh? oh well.
Then there was the story of a local man who used the "make my day" law to defend himself. However, there's a catch. This guy got in to it with someone and they came back WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING and proceeded to wail on him with brass knuckles. When he could regain himself he followed them outside and shot at one of the assailants while he was getting in his car (to get another weapon perhaps?). The man was killed (thank goodness) and naturally, the shooter is to blame. ya right.
The assailants darling sister (who was in on the beating by the way) says her brother was murdered. The guys only mistake was not having the sense to shoot her too, AND his buddies. "no witnesses" still works ya know.
I say this guy did a public service and shot this 19 year old punk who obviously thought we was above the law.
Cause of death: Stupidity compounded by "lead poisoning"
;)
I hope more of these little bastards read this story and realized that before they play tough guy they'd better be prepared for that one person who's not going to take it lightly and perhaps do us all a favor by filling them full of holes before they can spawn.
punks.
It's almost xmas and soon the frantic attempts to appease people we don't even like will pass. Not soon enough for me, but it's one stop closer to Spring as far as I'm concerened :)

TTYL KIDS
GibsonAV

holy sheep dip!

2005-12-17T08:28:00.000-07:00

see, it's videos like THIS ONE that sometimes make me think twice about riding a bike. it's not the idea of getting in to an accident, it's the UNAWARE drivers (bikes and cars alike) that scare the piss out of me. I stopped riding for the season. Not because of the cold, but because the sand on the road from the snow removal. That's all I need is to come to a stop light and not be able to stop. OR WORSE! Stop at a light and have my leg pull out from under me from the sand while I'm still prone...I might (A) break my leg when the bike falls on me, or (B) pull my favorite man muscle or something.
Either way, it would suck big time.
In other news, the local paper here ran a story about "President Bush admits he was wrong". That was the headline, the rest of the story goes on about certain details he may have been mistaken in, but talk about a skewed headline.
Way to go Gazette.
Other than that, it's cold as a witches tit outside (I have a frame of reference for that by the way) and it's almost time for REAL winter to hit. Hope it passes quickly and painlessly.
And for all of you wondering (yea, I know you're loosing sleep over it)...no. I haven't gotten my holiday shopping done yet. Unfortunately I get paid on 23 Dec. so I have little choice. I'll let you know how the trauma went when I get it done.

Have fun kids, and if you can't have fun...stay the hell away from the rest of us who still remember how ;)

GibsonAV

weird drives

2005-12-14T10:34:00.000-07:00

hi kids, check out THIS online article on weird USB drives. some looked rigged for the article, but they're still funny.
other than that, the holiday blues are setting in. just looking forward for it to all be over now. not sure why just yet.

ttyl
GibsonAV

'Tis the season...

2005-11-30T07:57:00.000-07:00

Hi kiddies. It's that time of year again. The time when people practice excess to...well, excess :)
All the people who talk so much about how others go overboard and how people eat too much or spend to much will be more than happy to jump right in and do it...they're justified some how now. yeah right.
Turkey day's over and "black friday" has come and gone...I figured out why they call it that. "It's because that's when big businesses go from the "red" to the "black" in their books" you say? Nay fellow netizens. It's because that's the day when everyone acts like they're from the ghetto while they're shopping like animals. Pushing, shoving, heaving and stealing their way to personal redemtion some how. It's disgusting. Hit the old lady for that crappy Xbox360, your kids will still hate and disappoint you fucker.
And then there's the next major holiday. "_________" (fill in the blank according to your own religious, political or biggoted motivation). Which I'm sure will be a blast. Sure to bring out the "best" in people.
More importantly, this is the time of year when Political Correctness runs amok. EVERYONE has something to say about everything...including me. Lucky you :)
Stay tuned as I bring you some of the better "that's-bugging-me-so-make-it-stop" news that our wonderful media has the balls to report.

later
GIBSONAV

boo

2005-11-17T08:25:00.000-07:00

hey kids. been a while huh? I haven't seen anything too wild out there, but then again, I've been to busy to really look. I have some things in the works that I'm involved in and getting on here an blogging daily wasn't part of that. I'll try to be better about it, but there's so much stupidity out there, I find it hard to narrow it down daily.
There's just so much to rant about.
I'll try to remember to do it more often though. Except Tues though. I'm off Tues and that's my day to up my porn collection and clean the guns.

:)

ttyl.
Gibsonav

Believe it or...NOT!

2005-10-05T12:44:00.000-06:00

THIS story made my day today. From the Times "...church says bible may not be accurate..."

great googly moogly.

First (and I have to say this)...duh.
Second, it should be interesting to watch the ripples of this little theological faux pas. To watch them scurry to call the center of their order liars or "influenced" or some other black helicopter type theory. It should be good or a serious laugh.
Lastly, I remember a story about some wing nut giving tours at the Denver Museum to teach creationism while walking among dinosaur bones (moron) to help indoctrinate children in to this cult mentality. I'm forwarding him the links to this story that specifically state "...the first 11 chapters of Genesis, in which two different and at times conflicting stories of creation are told, are among those that this country’s Catholic bishops insist cannot be “historical”. At most, they say, they may contain “historical traces”. "
Let's see if he gets his holy panties in a bunch over it :) I sure hope so.

ttyl
GibsonAV

"new" bike

2005-09-27T13:42:00.000-06:00

So, I traded my old laptop for a Honda GL500. It's a larger engine than my first bike and it needs some work (no, the one in the picture isn't my particular bike.) This should be a fun winter project. The tank leaks a bit and the bike's been painted Wal-mart blue (ick!) but the engine is sound. Just needs a little TLC and I should be riding it by Spring time. Should be kewl. I'll keep you up to date on how it goes (maybe even with pics!). Big woop huh?
In other news, the Katrina fiasco just barely dies down and along comes another gust of wind and damage to start more sh1t. No, I'm not talking about Kennedy, I'm talking about "Ophelia" doing the nasty all over New Orleans and taking a bite out of Texas (no worries there). Screw relief, let's send tickets. This much egg in their collective faces should be fun.
Brittney "do me one more time" Spears has spewed out her spawn, who'll be as shallow no doubt. Wonder if Disney will continue to tout her virginity now?
Last but not least, Fall has begun. Time to start bitching about the cold (before it gets here and we're too frozen to do anything about it). Soon many a 4x4 driver will learn that 4 wheel drive does not mean 4 wheel stop ;) can't wait.

ttyl
GibsonAV

do NOT donate to Katrina Relief!

2005-09-08T08:24:00.000-06:00

Let me explain (before you self deluded types get your collective panties in a bunch!)
What happened there was awful, yes. No one is disputing that. The aftermath is uglier though. The people who were warned time and time again are playing the victim and the bigoted political vultures are coming out of the woodwork to exploit the moment. Claiming that the speed of the relief, the type, the very NATURE of the relief...is somehow prejudice.
You've already read my opinions on THAT little nugget, but people are still riding that ugly bull to the hilt. So here's how you can show those involved that you've had enough of the B.S. (that helps NO ONE by the way)...do NOT donate. Not one cent, not one bottle of water, not one scrap of clothing.
Perhaps when the supplies dwindle they'll realize that when you're asking for help, you don't bite the hand that feeds you and you most CERTAINLY do NOT cry foul while you're getting it.
And let's not forget, they WERE warned and many DIDN'T leave. You can't help someone who doesn't want it, and THEN turns around and cries about how much they need it.
You're welcome to hate my view, but before you do think about this: the more the race card becomes an issue (thanks to the media whores waiting in the wings) the LESS people will give a sh1t about the WHOLE THING. It might take a bit, but it'll happen. All I'M doing is going straight to the end of the show, and stopping MY support all together.
If we're lucky, maybe they'll suffer enough to drag Jackson, Sharpton and Geraldo in the streets and practice a little cannibalism ;) Hey, I can dream

ttyl
GibsonAV

what a bigoted retard...

2005-09-03T13:31:00.000-06:00

it seems that the esteemed and ever so talented Kayne West ("kayne"??) is not happy about the way the denizens of New Orleans are being handled in the wake of the hurricane. in THIS story, he had the nerve to say that "...Bush doesn't care about black people..." before being cut off (thankfully).
OK, it's New Orleans. Yes, there's a high black population but let's remind mister "talent" about something....the storm hit EVERYONE! It didn't discriminate and neither do the rescuers.
You pompus, prejudice asshole...how dare you suggest that the relief efforts aren't going well enough because SOMEHOW the president doesn't like black people. If anything it's those same "honorable" individuals that are taking advantage of the situation and commiting murders, rapes and thefts. If it were up to me, I'd remind everyone how we warned them to leave and then tell them "you were warned...you don't DESERVE any help" and it wouldn't have a DAMN thing to do with color.
it's amazing how someone can use prejudice to hide their own. he should be banned from any decent radio station. if not for his comments or lack of good sense, then for his lack of tact.

Hiya Stranger :)

2005-09-01T11:58:00.000-06:00

It's been a while hasn't it? I've been busy with life in general. Don't you just hate when that sort of stuff gets in the way? :)

In the meantime, we've got the collective bend over action that we're getting at the gas pump and the hurricane in New Orleans. At the time of this humble scribbler's writtings, the pump was at $3.00 + a gallon (here in CO.) Amazing isn't it? What's more amazing is that the governer of Georgia just had to declare a state of emergency in order to keep their $6.00 per gallon...yes, I said $6...gouging from going on. Ah, the nature of the human...isn't it grand?
Meanwhile, FEMA has actually pulled out of New Orleans because it's not safe for them to be there.
Guess you can't help those who don't want to be helped huh?
Meanwhile the scammers are out in force, taking advantage of the situation...the more "affluent" are "helping" in order to feel better about themselves, and the ones suffering continue to suffer. So essentially, life goes on as usual.

Welcome to America.

TTYL
Gibsonav

Well well, isn't that rich...

2005-08-03T09:32:00.000-06:00

someone FINALLY called a spade a spade. In the recent Catholic school teacher sex scandal, a female teacher is accused of having sex with four DIFFERENT male (underage) students.
Now, we ALL know if this had been a male, he'd have been lynched by now (no questions asked the estrogenical nazis that run "those" games and cases), but they never seem to use the same "fair" terms when the genders are reversed...

...until now...

this morning while watching FOXNews, they called it what it was...RAPE. They used the term over and over again and FINALLY treated it as an adult in a postition of trust having sex with a minor (a serial rapist, if you want to get technical)

ah, don't you just love equal rights for women? :)

ttyl
Gibson

Hypocrit or victim of P.C?

2005-08-01T15:18:00.000-06:00

How's THIS for stupid. The London police, who have been doing GREAT at rounding up some of the Islamikazi scumbags in their fine town, now have to "remove their shoes [before raiding terror suspects] out of respect..."
WTF??
Am I the only one who finds such "courtesy" extended to people with no respect for life to be silly? Am I the only one who thinks doing stuff like this shows these scumbags that we're more worried about offending someone that getting the job done??
I say, wear shoes, step on some pig blood on the way in and bring a steaming bag of dog shit with you! Then, aim for their children first. The last thing you want is another zealot being raised by their "trainers". Don't do them all though. No. Save the smallest one to use as..."incentive" when it's time to questions mommy [slave] and daddy [puppet]. Don't forget to wipe the bottom of your shoes on the way out though...with the Koran!
Ah, don't we all feel better now? I know I do

ttyl
Gibsonav

Tell me again how this is HIS fault???

2005-07-29T16:28:00.000-06:00

If you ever wondered if the "system" is biased, follow along on THIS story and tell me what YOU think (yeah, there's a comment button kids...use it! you KNOW you want to!)
I can see if it's kind of a "no tolerence" policy thing, but they never even CONSIDERED going after her (where were baby sitters like that when I was a kid??). They simply said "who pees standing up? ok, that's the guilty one!"
Bunch of man hating, estrogenical nazis!
It should be interesting that the mother is the one bringing up the point. Thank goodness too. If the kids FATHER had made a stink, they'd most likely charge him with hiring the baby sitter in the first place or something...
burns my hide when I hear of crap like this. Then you wonder why GUYS have to "take care of business" themselves (then be called "vigilanties")
ALL HAIL THE VIGILANTIES!

Dig this little retard...

2005-07-28T14:17:00.000-06:00

THIS moron has nothing better to do that take bad, fuzzy screen captures (from PMS NBC I might add...nuff said there) of the President and then make snide comments about the role of president.
Amazing. Want to guess which side he/she/it may have voted on?
Feel free to browse the posts there. Most did what ALL democrats/liberals do...jump on the band wagon and talk sh1t.
Some, however, realizing the shame of such a sight coming from a supposed American made their opinions known (yours truly being amongst them!)
These people are tards...useless and angry little scabs of souls that should be put down before they do any REAL damage. It's people like this that make it so easy to hate the entire party they deny standing for.
Like I said in one of my posts (on the site) "It's focusing on STUPID little things like this and trying to make them a big issue all the democrats/liberals have left? wow, keep up the good work. we'll be a republican house for a looooong time :D"

Spicky Martin

2005-07-26T11:57:00.000-06:00

Greetings. I thought you'd find this story as funny as I did. It seems Spicky Martin is a prime example of what's wrong with these lefty media "icons". He decided he's going to "...raise everyone's awareness of the Arab stereotypes..." (as if we DIDN'T know about em!) but forgot to learn to read Arabic before starting on his crusade (pun intended).
Hope you enjoy the story :D

GibsonAV

Guess they were right...

2005-07-26T08:46:00.000-06:00

...rememeber not too long ago there was a commercial about how buying drugs helps terrorists? Well, apparently they were more right than they thought. THIS story talks about that dirty piece of human waste Ben Laden and how he tried to buy drugs to poison thousands more than were killed on 11 Sept.
Even the drug lords, who care about nothing else but money, wouldn't help him!
And you liberal piece crap heads thought he didn't hate us, that it was all about oil...shame on you ;)

In other news, seems like good old Jane Fonda is going on an anti war tour. TOUR?? Who cares, right? She's a has been. But the funny part is that she'll defend herself when someone has the NERVE to ask her about her anti AMERICA sentiment and say she's being blackliste or stereotyped, then she pulls this from her wrinkly @ss...go figure. They were right too ;)

Two for two kids...still think you're on the right side?

GibsonAV

You're kidding, right?

2005-07-20T09:11:00.000-06:00

I ran across this snippet while frolicking through the news pages and couldn't believe what I was reading. It's not bad enough the took the latest Star Wars and tried to wrap it up in a liberal bow. No. They have to see what THEY CAN SEE in ANYTHING that might get whatever useless message they have across to everyone else. Read on, and you'd better be as disgusted as I was...or you're one of 'em!
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Actor Tom Cruise might not have known it, but in his new movie "War of the Worlds" he's playing someone that the film's screenwriter thinks represents the Iraqi insurgents. Screenwriter David Koepp, quoted by the Canadian magazine Rue Morgue, said, "…the Martians [in the movie] ... represent American military forces invading the Iraqis, and the futility of the occupation of a faraway land is again the subtext." And, in an interview with USA Weekend, Koepp said, "You can read our movie several ways. It could be 9/11 paranoia. Or it could be about how U.S. military interventionism abroad is doomed by insurgency, just the way an alien invasion might be."
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These nitwits think they can understand the horror of war (lest we forget, this IS a war!) and have someone else package it up for them to display. How about this view then liberal turds?
What if the martians represent the enemy that already exists among us, feeding off the hard working Americans who are just trying to take care of their own families? Who's that you say? Well, they were dug in deep and only arrived clandestinly with a great sh1t storm as the distraction to their invasion and the impending doom.
You figure it out @ssholes!

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On another serious and more sad a note; James Doohan (Scotty from Star Trek) passed away today. We'll miss you Scotty.

GibsonAV

forsake THIS buddy!

2005-07-11T11:16:00.000-06:00

Sean Hannity has been known to posture and grand stand on issues. He's also been known for driving an interview in a biased direction and for being one of THE most conservative hosts in TV history...
...that being said, THIS was GREAT! This little weezel of a "man" deserves every second of this interview. What did this little creton think? That he was going to put a web site like his up and no one would say anything mean? That he'd NEVER have to defend his position? That he could say anything he wanted to and people wouldn't say "Hey! You little Sh1t! Just who the hell do you think you are? You wouldn't survive 5 minutes in the Girl Scouts, much less the military who defends your right to sling your BS!"
Ah, makes me all warm and fuzzy inside just to watch this guy squirm. Now, if only a lone taxi driver would see this guy crossing the street and think to themselves "yeah, I can nail him from here!"
Ah, to dream!

GibsonAV

fun fun fun...

2005-07-06T17:37:00.000-06:00

Hope you all had a good Independance Day...and now, on to the freaks!
Follow along and play the home game, some of these are good ;)
THIS story is about how a black man killed a white woman simply "...because she was white". Well, well, well...where's the voice of the ACLU now? Where's the NAACP and their nagging need to make everyone equal? If the colors were reversed, I'm sure we'd hear from them clearly. Hmm?
Then there's THIS little nugget, how some of the social scum here are trying to push their politically correct ethnocrap agendas on other places, who thankfully, aren't taking it quietly. Hey Rev. Sharp-toon, got anything to say about the above story??
And finally, we have THIS bunch of mental lug nuts who are making a museum of creation. A what???
Too funny. I always thought their entire belief system belonged in a museum.
I'll let you kids do your homework and remember, extra credit for beating the tar out of anyone who agrees with any of the above stories :D

have fun, and swing hi!
GibsonAV

Missing kids...This time NOT in Florida

2005-06-28T14:42:00.000-06:00

Hi blogettes :)
In my search of the strange but true (or at least rude) to blog about, I ran across THIS story: it's about a family that altered their child's picture to make her prettier so that people would run the story on the news.
Now, I know I've heard some of the Ethnocrats talking about how only pretty little blonde blue eyes white girls get on the news when they're missing. The media usually defends that with comments about how many children go missing every day and how they can only help so much. But, as with any good fairy tale, there's a twist.
Seems it's not the state of Tex-ass that's threatening to sue the family of the ugly duckling (she was, after all, the victim of a REAL crime)...it's CNN that wants to sue...because apparently, the parents were RIGHT about how they only show the "barbie dolls" when they're missing! If you don't believe me, read CNN's comments at the bottom of the story. What a bunch of f*ckwads (but what do you expect from CNN?)
It brings to mind that poor little cheerleader lost in Aruba. The poor child (actually, the 17 year old larva of a rich brat) trapped in some foreign land (uhm, Aruba...they sent their teenage, blonde, white daughter to ARUBA...with other teenagers!) and abducted just hours before returning home safely (and after a night of partying and drinking and partying some more...where were the chaperones again? oh ya...the hand full of chaperones were trying to keep track of a mob of horny drunk teenagers in ARUBA!)...
Just breaks your heart don't it?

ttyl
GibsonAV

Think I'll go have a smoke...

2005-06-24T15:34:00.000-06:00

ah...a nice relaxing self induced moment of sinful bliss that is lighting a smoke. Enjoying it's reality numbing and addictive effects for all it's worth and realizing with every orgasmic drag...no one is MAKING me do this.
Why the banter about smoking? Because I ran across THIS story on Larry Elder's site (while link browsing off other sites).
It's funny, some of the claims in there are not only insulting, they're flat out bu11sh1t! Personally speaking, I'd love to see who put together all these lovely claims about smokers and just how biased it was. If it's anything like the second hand smoke report BS that started the whole "hate the smokers" movement, then I need not question it's accuracy...it's CONFIRMED as BS.
Fellow smokers, read the article all the way through though. It's worth the read to hear the crap that the busy body health nazi's are pushing...unless you're a democrat...then you might not like what they have to say ;)
I saw a great bumper sticker out there... "LIBERALISM: THE HORRIFYING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, CAN HELP THEMSELVES!"

That pretty much sums it up doesn't it? :)

A dark, dark day for America...

2005-06-23T17:49:00.000-06:00

People, today your property rights went up in smoke. As shown in THIS article, the "inalienable right" to ownership of property was just undermined for capital gain.
I'd put it in to words, but the guys over at P.I.G. have already manged to bottle my outrage and pour out the words that I can't right now.
Amazingly, the same people who I make fun of for wanting ozone protection over human rights, or the "save the animals: fuck the people" types are NO WHERE to be heard from.
Typical. Obvlivious and silent when the REAL issues show up!
Mark this day folks, because this will affect you eventually, one way or another.

PETA Lunacy prevails...

2005-06-23T10:49:00.000-06:00

now THIS is rich...some PETA drones get caught killing animals they're supposed to have saved and their logic is thus, and I quote; "Did we euthanize some animals who could have been adopted? Maybe...The point is that good homes are few and far between. Our aim here was to stop them from dying an agonizing death."
WTF??
So it seems to me that their "high standards" and requirements kept them from finding homes for these animals...ANY homes! So instead of trying harder or looking elsewhere (basically, instead of living up to their cult like charter) they KILLED THEM.
So since saving them from "dying an agonizing death" is good enough for them, it should be good enough for us, yes?
Come on! You just know that these PETA robots get their collective cherry @sses handed to them (and more I'm sure) when they (IF they!) go to prison...so let's save them the "agony" and just cut them down in the streets as soon as they "rear" their ugly heads ;)
After all, it's the only "humane" thing to do

GibsonAV

tree hugging nut sacks!

2005-06-22T13:29:00.000-06:00

ok, so get this. Some tree hugger, who shall remain nameless (aw hell...it's Frank Momberg of "Fauna and Flora International") says, and I quote: "To prevent a bigger disaster in Aceh, illegal logging must be stopped..."
What this human dung is referring to is the use of trees in the area of the Tsunami...that killed over 128 THOUSAND people by the way...to rebuild homes. Yes, homes.
Yes fellow pigs, he was suggesting that cutting down of some f*cking trees is WORSE than the Tsunami that killed so many thousands of people in the same area. That cutting down trees to build homes for the uprooted and suffering is BAD.
NOW you know why most tree huggers should be left to their own devices...after being hog tied to their "loves", stripped naked and covered in honey and raw meat...they can be "ONE" with nature for as long as they like...or at least till the local wildlife arrive.

Hacktivism :) more power than originally thought.

2005-06-22T09:53:00.000-06:00

Hey fellow speed bumps. Check this little snippet out. Apparently, hackers have been empowered more than they originally thought. At least, that's what I got out of this. Unless this guy is just trying to justify his job :) Found originally on SLASHDOT.ORG
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An anonymous reader writes; "SecurityFocus published an interview with Marcus Ranum, the inventor of the proxy firewall. It's an interesting reading, and the end is even better: Truly, the only people who deserve a complete helping of blame are the hackers. Let's not forget that they're the ones doing this to us. They're the ones who are annoying an entire planet. They're the ones who are costing us billions of dollars a year to secure our systems against them. They're the ones who place their desire for fun ahead of everyone on earth's desire for peace and the right to privacy."
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Wow! I didn't know hackers were THAT powerful. I thought that only happened in the satarized and chartoon like world of Hollywood. Pretty kewl. We should have t-shirts or something :)

"War is peace," "Freedom is slavery," and "Ignorance is strength."

2005-06-21T11:24:00.000-06:00

Those words were said to be carved on the halls of the "Ministry of Truth" in the book 1984.

Kids, I'd like to ask you to read something for me. Something I ran across while checking SNOPES and their latest posts. It's confirmed as true and (although it came from a Democrat...a "Regan" democrat I'd venture) I couldn't agree with it more if I'd said it myself.

My only other surprise is that someone in a political office had the "testicular fortitude" to actually SAY IT OUT LOUD. I'm doubly proud that after the fact, he STOOD BY HIS COMMENTS AND OPINIONS (which is the only true test of an opinion over a rant).

Read on, and if it bugs you...GOOD! It SHOULD bug you, bother you and offend you in to action...but not by protesting or letter writing...but by asking yourself "how much of this is right to me?"
If none of it's good for you, I'd suggest taking language lessons and leaning who your neighbors REALLY are.

Read on and WAKE UP.
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