Gibson's Grotto

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Flori-duh!

Is it me or is Flori-duh becoming the haven for the stupid, the depraved and the moronic? Not everyone there mind you, that would be too easy. But that state has been in the news as of late with a LOT of real nut jobs...Apparently, this is NOT the place to have or take your little ones too, unless of course you have a really cool picture of them used on CNN during the manhunt.
I used to call Florida "god's waiting room" but it looks like it's become the nursery and hunting grounds too...So let's break the list down shall we?
  • can't vote
  • can't drive
  • can't keep an eye on their kids
  • can't keep the perverts out
  • can't keep the hurricanes out
Ok, the last one's a bit much, but you get the idea...DON'T GO THERE. Things must have changed since I was there in 89. I know it was boring as hell, and the economy sucked, but it wasn't THIS bad. Might have to cut it free (like California) when we get a chance. Apparently, between those two states alone, we've got a good percentage of the genetic wing nuts of the country...
...now, if we can just do something about Texas ;)

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