Gibson's Grotto

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Well, well...

LOOK what the cat dragged in! I had all but forgotten (blocked out?) about this little blog. Everyone posts everything to Facebook now (including me) so I didn't even think this blog was still alive...guess I was wrong! Nice to know.
I'll have to come by here more often and rant and rave some more...and it's an election year too! Woohoo! PLENTY to talk about!

PETA still sucks.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Rememberance NOT service you prick

So it appears the terrorist and chief has decided that instead of remembering and honoring the fallen on September 11th we should go hug and plant a tree, or pick up trash or some other retarded "service" in their honor. You know, so that this way the part about honoring the fallen becomes less and less important. Nice.
You prick. Where were YOU that day? Cashing your check from your handlers so that you can pay Acorn to get you elected? Hiding in a mosque and planning your takeover of America?
How about this? If you're so "driven" to serve your it all the time. Make it your "thing" to hump a tree and save a spotted owl or something. In the meantime, while you guys are keeping the area squeaky clean, WE will remember the fallen and let them fuel our collective contempt for you and your handlers?
Yeah, I like that better.
To Joel go boy! Let your gut drive you and you'll ALWAYS speak the truth. The only REAL sin is REGRET, and even though the GOP had you make nice nice with President Heussein we know where your heart is and we commend you for it.
To How-weird Stern who decided to hide behind the "black guy" flag and claim that anyone who doesn't agree with Obama is doing so because he's've finally proven yourself an idiot. That's the lamest dodge of an issue a loser can use. Speaking of which; you, the Dixie chicks,'re trained monkeys. You're a temporary distraction at best. Shut the f*ck up and entertain us. Get overpaid for it and shut the hell up. And if you want to claim "hey, I have an opinion too and I'm allowed to say it" just remember that you're an umbrella in my drink. Save that crap for when you're forgotten and discarded and you need attention.
And remember kids, those same people who used to tell you that you should never fall for a hard sell ("i have someone coming to look at this in an hour, so...") are the same people telling you we should all bow down collectively and kiss Obama's ass now.
I. Don't. Think. So.
Some of us have a nasty habit of thinking for ourselves and didn't get our votes purchased by your cash for votes programs that you've forced us to pay for.
Your time is coming. Hopefully, soon, we'll know who your handlers are and the light will be brought upon your plans.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

comment count and open letter

Look boys and girlz, the drones have come out of the woodwork and used their puters to comment on (of all things)...SPELLING. The bantered on about a few other things but they mean nothing :)

Yes, you half wits, I know there's a spell check. Like many who read AND comment on here we don't care that the spelling B gods are angry. we could give a shit. what we worry about is people like you (more than likely PETA zombies sent out to the interweb to destroy discenting opinion) are still breathing the same air as us. that your over-zealous agenda (hey look, I spelled it right WITHOUT spellcheck. go figure) will cost us our natural freedoms while all the while hiding your real meaning. Nazis.

I made sure to publish ALL the comments from these hapless technoweenies just so all of you...the faithful...can see what sort of "beings" you're up against. Feel free to reply to them :)
IF you should encounter any of these "types" in your travels save yourself the trouble of having common sense and FACTS denied by them...just grab a large heavy object and go with your instincts :) Like the animals we are.

Speaking of scumbags...This fine gentleman has composed a fine letter to our asshat in the white house (and I use the term loosely). Enjoy:


Open Letter to President Obama from Lou Pritchett

Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America 's true living legends- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's highest rated speakers. Successful corporate executives everywhere recognize him as the foremost leader in change management. Lou changed the way America does business by creating an audacious concept that came to be known as "partnering." Pritchett rose from soap salesman to Vice-President, Sales and Customer Development for Procter and Gamble and over the course of 36 years, made corporate history.


Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me. You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you. You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support. You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American. You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll. You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core. You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others. You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail. You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America ' crowd and deliver this message abroad. You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector. You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one. You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves. You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world. You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations. You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals. You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people. You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient. You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do. You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view. You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing. Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett

This letter was sent to the NY Times but they never acknowledged it. Big surprise. Since it hit the internet, however, it has had over 500,000 hits. Keep it going. All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. It's happening right now.

Monday, May 04, 2009

100 Days are perfect

Such an arbitrary measurement and timeline but it's perfect. It's perfect for the arbitrary nature of our current president. The only thing I've seen is that in 100 measly days, he's (a) done damage that it will take the next TWO presidents to fix, and (b) he's managed to buy his re election. Keep in mind kids, I called it a year before he bought this last one so I'm officially calling this one now. Keep in mind...load up on barf bags an ammo.
In the meantime we are still subjected to the latest drop to your knees and open wide approach to news worship. I'm really looking forward to the epiphany the news will hopefully have. Should be explosive.
Government in general has just forgotten who they work for. If you remember then you were more than likely at one of the recent tea parties. I would have participated but had to work. Shame. I'd have had some great signs ;)
Play nice kids, and if you can't...hide the bodies. CSI is on the prowl.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The honeymoon's over Hussein

Well, President B. Hussein Obama is in office. Finally. Now that the honeymoon's (hopefully) over maybe we can see what this guys is made of. I love hearning people say "give him a chance". We don't have much choice now do we?
While we're at it, let's acknowledge that apparently it's ok to say his middle name again. The world didn't explode yesterday when it was said...thank goodness. I was a little worried.
I am a bit concerned that I haven't gotten my check yet. I figured the day he took office I'd have my national welfare check in the mailbox already. Must not have been his fault though. After all, we can't scruitinze President Hussein Obama so it HAS to be someone else's fault. Perhaps Chaney. Who knows.
I'll keep an eye on the mailbox and give him a chance I guess.
Man, some circus is happy to get their tent back. What a joke the inigguration was. And it went on FOR-EV-ER! Hard to believe this is the same crowd who complained about Predient Bush's cost for his parties. Pathetic.
The only thing I'm looking forward to more than saying "I told you so" when he screws things up is watching the media turn on him. Should be fun. Any time anyone isn't FOR him the media is quick to make sure that person gets labeled a racist. Wonder what will happen when THEY do it. Should be fun.
And, based on the previous observation, it's time to take the label of racist proudly. Since it's the most convenient label they've got (no one would accept that would they?) I guess it's time to push our collective luck and just announce "I AM A RACIST" and get it out of the way.
Gonna be a fun year, yup. Sure it.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

the end of the african american

Well kids, another holiday season has come and gone. Wasn't too bad. Played too much Rock Band 2 with the kids while they visited from school, ate way too much (who didn't) and all in all had a good time. Installed a slingbox. If you don't know what it is, you're a retard and you should look it up. Damned hermits.
That being said, I'm so happy to see the end of the african american. Yup, slowly but ever so certainly people are no longer using the silly, policitally correct phrase to describe a black person. I've even heard (can you believe it?) the term black used to describe a black person...on the news! And it wasn't even a police blotter report. That was full of mexicans anyway.
Dum dum duuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!
(end cheesy drama music)
Perhaps it's a sign of things to come. Perhaps it's symbolic of the people of this nation finally having it up to HERE (holds hands above head) with all the silly phrases that are invented simply to make ourselves more comfortable with a situation.
We'll see...
And now on the other news....well, actually after checking the local media whore channels I see that their worship has no bounds and ALL news somehow relates to the president select Hussein. No surprise there.
The rest seems to be slightly related to the financial "crisis". I don't give a damn about it until they say what they're going to do for the other 90 percent who HAVE BEEN paying their bills on time. This is called natural selection. It works in the natural world and apparently in the financial one too.
Those of you in Kansas may want to consult google if you're lost.
We'll see what happens when the gas prices start coming back up, the middle east gets uglier (by the way...nice job Jerusalem! Kick their ass!) and people realize that water is still not wine.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008


Since I'm sure our ability to say such things will soon be at an end, I'm just going to say what I want to say while I can.
Well, the 44th president of the (former) United States will be Barrak HUSSEIN Obama. Nicely done drones, you fell for it. You fell for one of the biggest lies and BS jobs this country has ever seen. You never waivered in your blind ambition to send some sort of message to the rest of the world that we will take it in the ass from this moment on. You allowed a man who can't even get a security clearance to become the president of what was ONCE the most powerful nation on the planet.
I, as I'm sure others do, pledge now to be ready with a warm cup of "I told you so" when the truth about this fascist come to light. When he bends you all over (along with the rest of us) to thank you for putting him in power. President HUSSEIN (and I will NEVER call him the Commander in Chief) will drive this country in to the ground....and we have YOU to thank for it.
Don't get too comfy with President HUSSEIN though. I get the feeling that our street riots are still pending and you'll eventually end up with President Bidden ;) I'm not advocating it but if it does happen, I'll be the one standing on my porch, protecting what's mine, with a 12 gauge at the ready.
Thanks again fuck heads.

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