Gibson's Grotto

Monday, May 04, 2009

100 Days are perfect

Such an arbitrary measurement and timeline but it's perfect. It's perfect for the arbitrary nature of our current president. The only thing I've seen is that in 100 measly days, he's (a) done damage that it will take the next TWO presidents to fix, and (b) he's managed to buy his re election. Keep in mind kids, I called it a year before he bought this last one so I'm officially calling this one now. Keep in mind...load up on barf bags an ammo.
In the meantime we are still subjected to the latest drop to your knees and open wide approach to news worship. I'm really looking forward to the epiphany the news will hopefully have. Should be explosive.
Government in general has just forgotten who they work for. If you remember then you were more than likely at one of the recent tea parties. I would have participated but had to work. Shame. I'd have had some great signs ;)
Play nice kids, and if you can't...hide the bodies. CSI is on the prowl.

GibsonAV

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The honeymoon's over Hussein

Well, President B. Hussein Obama is in office. Finally. Now that the honeymoon's (hopefully) over maybe we can see what this guys is made of. I love hearning people say "give him a chance". We don't have much choice now do we?
While we're at it, let's acknowledge that apparently it's ok to say his middle name again. The world didn't explode yesterday when it was said...thank goodness. I was a little worried.
I am a bit concerned that I haven't gotten my check yet. I figured the day he took office I'd have my national welfare check in the mailbox already. Must not have been his fault though. After all, we can't scruitinze President Hussein Obama so it HAS to be someone else's fault. Perhaps Chaney. Who knows.
I'll keep an eye on the mailbox and give him a chance I guess.
Man, some circus is happy to get their tent back. What a joke the inigguration was. And it went on FOR-EV-ER! Hard to believe this is the same crowd who complained about Predient Bush's cost for his parties. Pathetic.
The only thing I'm looking forward to more than saying "I told you so" when he screws things up is watching the media turn on him. Should be fun. Any time anyone isn't FOR him the media is quick to make sure that person gets labeled a racist. Wonder what will happen when THEY do it. Should be fun.
And, based on the previous observation, it's time to take the label of racist proudly. Since it's the most convenient label they've got (no one would accept that would they?) I guess it's time to push our collective luck and just announce "I AM A RACIST" and get it out of the way.
Gonna be a fun year, yup. Sure it.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

the end of the african american

Well kids, another holiday season has come and gone. Wasn't too bad. Played too much Rock Band 2 with the kids while they visited from school, ate way too much (who didn't) and all in all had a good time. Installed a slingbox. If you don't know what it is, you're a retard and you should look it up. Damned hermits.
That being said, I'm so happy to see the end of the african american. Yup, slowly but ever so certainly people are no longer using the silly, policitally correct phrase to describe a black person. I've even heard (can you believe it?) the term black used to describe a black person...on the news! And it wasn't even a police blotter report. That was full of mexicans anyway.
Dum dum duuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!
(end cheesy drama music)
Perhaps it's a sign of things to come. Perhaps it's symbolic of the people of this nation finally having it up to HERE (holds hands above head) with all the silly phrases that are invented simply to make ourselves more comfortable with a situation.
We'll see...
And now on the other news....well, actually after checking the local media whore channels I see that their worship has no bounds and ALL news somehow relates to the president select Hussein. No surprise there.
The rest seems to be slightly related to the financial "crisis". I don't give a damn about it until they say what they're going to do for the other 90 percent who HAVE BEEN paying their bills on time. This is called natural selection. It works in the natural world and apparently in the financial one too.
Those of you in Kansas may want to consult google if you're lost.
We'll see what happens when the gas prices start coming back up, the middle east gets uglier (by the way...nice job Jerusalem! Kick their ass!) and people realize that water is still not wine.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

WE'RE FUCKED

Since I'm sure our ability to say such things will soon be at an end, I'm just going to say what I want to say while I can.
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Well, the 44th president of the (former) United States will be Barrak HUSSEIN Obama. Nicely done drones, you fell for it. You fell for one of the biggest lies and BS jobs this country has ever seen. You never waivered in your blind ambition to send some sort of message to the rest of the world that we will take it in the ass from this moment on. You allowed a man who can't even get a security clearance to become the president of what was ONCE the most powerful nation on the planet.
I, as I'm sure others do, pledge now to be ready with a warm cup of "I told you so" when the truth about this fascist come to light. When he bends you all over (along with the rest of us) to thank you for putting him in power. President HUSSEIN (and I will NEVER call him the Commander in Chief) will drive this country in to the ground....and we have YOU to thank for it.
Don't get too comfy with President HUSSEIN though. I get the feeling that our street riots are still pending and you'll eventually end up with President Bidden ;) I'm not advocating it but if it does happen, I'll be the one standing on my porch, protecting what's mine, with a 12 gauge at the ready.
Thanks again fuck heads.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I AM A RACIST...but not for the reason you think







Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, goblins and ghouls...I have an announcement;


I am a racist.


But not for the reasons you'd think. According to some of the drones on the left I'm a racist because I question whether or not Barrack Hussein Obama is fit to be president. Quite a shield huh?


I've said it before and I'll say it again; the left timed this PERFECTLY. They bought themselves someone to run when the country was trapped in this PC nightmare and we wouldn't be allowed to scrutinize him. AND if we did, we'd be called a racist or bigot.


It's amazing. No one on the left ever loses because their views were just SO fuckered up that everyone just said "oh hell no". Nope. It's all because we're racists.


What's worse is that if he loses (and I pray to the dark gods of the universe that he WILL lose) they'll just be ratified in their conviction that we ARE racists.


Well then let's blow the PC and the LEFT right out of the water and be what they say: I AM A RACIST.


Lastly kids, I've been asked if I've voted already. NO. NO. NO. I will not do "early voting". It's early voting that lets little problems grow in to big problems. Just like ACORNS to trees ;)


Election day is 4 November according to the Constitution of the United States. Period. End of story. If someone tries to say it's to "keep the lines down" I kick them in the jugular as quickly and as hard as I can. It's that sort of need for convenience that has ruined this country and reduced us all to fleshy, walking, mental zits with the attention span of a dyslexic humming bird. I will vote when I'm SUPPOSED to vote. And if I have to stand in line for hours to do it, all I can say is...THANK YOU FOR THE CHANCE AND RIGHT TO DO SO.


After all this is over, I'd like to round up all the polling whores and dunk them all in a vat of the same bull shit they took the time to sling around during all this.


Jeez, can't wait till it's over.


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Thursday, September 18, 2008

what scares me...

You want to hear what scares me?
With all the talk I've done on here (and most of it is rather "opinionated" and rightly so) I've neglected to mention what frightens me. What chills my blood. What keeps me up at night.

Let's knock some of these fears out in a good "air your laundry", kumbaya sort of way shall we?

Obama.

It scares me because when all is said and done, this hollow shell of an icon will probably be president. He will win in this politically correct, race fearing, make everyone happy all of the time atmosphere we live in today he can't possibly lose. If he DID lose (oh happy day) then everyone would cry foul and say he didn't win because he's black. Why not? "...Cause he's black" seems to be the default answer for ANYTHING that doesn't go someone's way if that person happens to be black...why should the presidency be any different? They planned this out and, due to the above mentioned attitude, they timed it perfectly. The GOP could win by a landslide and it wouldn't matter...cuz he's black. He could be caught in a major controversy right before the election and it won't matter...cuz he's black. So in the end the democratic party finally got the race card ride they always wanted.
The only thing scarier than him winning is him losing.
The riots in the streets when a known criminal was roughed up by some cops in L.A. will be nothing compared to what will transpire when he loses. The over reaction will be historical. The democrats never lose because voters don't agree with them you see...they lose because someone did SOMETHING that caused them to not win (see the irony here?).
And heaven forbid someting happens to him when he's in office...lightning strike, meteor hits him in the ear...whatever! It will all be about him being black.
I bet Hillary is happy she isn't the vice now huh? They'd blame her faster than Oprah on a trend.
What also scares me is that the Boulder police, still writhing on the hook that was Jon Bennet, is apparently teaching the Florida police how to handle the Casey issue down there.
When did the practice of bullsh1t pass for information in a CLEAR homicide case? Why are grandma and grandpa not in the cell next to her? Did you see him react when a reporter asked a logical question? "Do you think she died accidently and your daughter is covering it up out of fear?" He almost lost his botox and mess up that perfect silver doo. I think we touched a nerve, but more importantly I think his reaction says "I know more than you think".
Could we get some real cops to step in please?
Lastly, the Wall Street fiasco...what scares me about that (as a new home owner?)...how LITTLE people know about wall street and the goings on there. They take what the news tells them as gospel and act like this is such a nightmare. The speculators (who learned their place the moment they became targeted by the candidates) are happy to do their jobs when it comes to that! They'll help feed the panic and get on the news as quickly as they can.
Did you notice how the price dropped and the speculators backed off and even the towel heads offered more "deals" as soon as anyone said "drill here, drill NOW"? I think we touched a nerve...again.


GibsonAV

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Happy Birthday and Watch your heads

Well well. What's transpired on the way to this national birthday?


You had over a dozen young girls get themselves pregnant in a single town. For attention? For noteriety? Who knows. The fact that one allegedly screwed a homeless guy to get there just goes to show the uncles were busy that day apparently. These little snowflakes got some of that fame and a few were interviewed by people who were busy asking them what "caused" them to do it. Was it mini-Brittney who inspired them? Was it "Juno"?
Hmm...could it simply be that these collective slam pigs just had nothing else to do so they followed along with the trend of "oh well, guess I'll spit out some babies"? Ya, I'm going with the latter.

Speaking of slam pigs, the "little girl" Brooke Bennett, who was missing under the gloom of her step dad and uncle being picked up for unrelated sexual charges with other minors was found burried about a mile from the uncle's house. Wow, who was on this case? Boulder police? I could see that coming a mile away. Didn't see them being helped by a fellow target though. That's a twist.
What I also saw a mile away was the My Space like photos of the "little girl" in the beginning of the news story slowly change to school and "formal" pictures. I also saw the "little girl" on a surveillence tape, dressed like an off duty stripper. Lastly, there's been mention of a boyfriend. Uhm, she's 12!!! (actually she WAS 12). Where were the parents when their little snowflake set up a my space page and started shopping in the junior thong section? Where were the parents when the even let these two guys NEAR her? You mean to tell me they didn't know? ya right.

On a side note, Barrack Hussein Obama was in my town yesterday...trying to fill hollow heads with equally hollow promises. I thought I smelled something in the air. Who's going to pay for all this "change" he keeps promising? You and I are...well, at least me.
But maybe that was the smell of freshly stewed bullshit from Denver, where some asshat decided to replace the National Anthem at the last minute with the "black national anthem". What kind of asshole decided to let this woman sing without doing a little background check? No one knew her political affiliations? No one realized they had a black panther grandma on their hands? Come on!
But then again, the demo-brats are getting the BS machine warmed up in preperation for the convention here and you wouldn't believe how "green" they're trying to get it. So much so, that they've let the world see what they have planned for us all if they win. It's pathetic enough to not be funny and down right scary when you think of it. THIS is what they want for us all.


Asshats!