Gibson's Grotto

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Jebus bones and cowards

Well well. Looks like James Cameron is claiming to have found the burial site and bones of good 'ol jebus boy himself. Oh, and not just HIS but his WIFE'S and his SON'S bones as well.

Now, according to myth, the 'ol brain hunter shouldn't be occupying this particular mortal address since he is said to have "risen" and since departed. Hmm. Curious.

Now it's long been speculated that the body of the man they called the savior may have been removed to further perpetuate the greatest PR campaign in history. That being said the usual pile of piosness is out complaining that the story can't possibly be true (again, according to myth). There are some that have flat out admitted that they may screen the James Cameron special simply "...to refute it". Wow. Wouldn't have expected any less from THAT group.

So, let's summize: it's ok for the zombie worshipers to believe that this lucky fellow managed to jumpstart himself and head for greener pastures, but they have a PROBLEM with believing that the people of the time (already caught up in the "I used to hang out with the guy" jolt) may have physically removed the body to help the story line take it's unatural course.
Uh, ya. CSI Jeru-sell 'em here we come.
Anyway, they'll usually counter something like this by saying "it's all about faith". That being said, I'll put my "faith" in people being people and riding on the coat tails of a preacher any day of the week over hocus pocus.

So ABC (at this point standing for A BIG CON) is touting how their brave little reporter Bob Woodruff showed such "...courage" with his recent "...ordeal".
Excuse me while I throw up.
Being a Gulf War Vet it makes me sick to see a REPORTER getting so much "love" from HIS OWN STATION for having been shot at, captured...AND RETURNED to us...oh thank the gods he's with us again.
WTF!?
After having had to babysit and dodge some of these morons, I can't possibly imagine what a pain in the @ss it must be NOW with one "reporter" for every 20 or 30 SOLDIERS. This @sshole is even wearing the garb of the soldier his own station is out to hang every chance they get news wise! If he was going to get shot, it should have been by a few good Marines!


Friday, February 09, 2007

"tits up"



So Anna Nicole died.....big whoop

In more pressing news a working QUANTUM COMPUTER, the next evolutionary step...years ahead of schedule...will be fired up this coming Tuesday in California. Can't wait to see what happens there. Should change everything.

There have been stories since the superbowl about people being "bothered" by certain commercials (suicide robots, kissing mechanics, etc) while the entire time avoiding the idea that this had to be the GAYEST football game I've ever seen. Any ONE of the items alone wouldn't have been a big deal, but Circ de Sole AND kissing mechanics AND Prince for the half time show...compund the assertion ;)

I'm sure I'll think of more stuff to babble about as the day goes on (new post day). We'll see.



GibsonAV

Friday, February 02, 2007

SUPERBOWL, SUPER BOWL...

I'm not terribly impressed by a bunch of millionares playing a game for a bunch of billionares. I'm even less impressed when the final two finally meet on the field. But what cracks me up is something I'm noticing now concerning it all.
Last year, you heard the term SUPERBOWL less and less. People (and businesses especially) started refering to it as "the big game" or "super Sunday", etc. This year, you hear it even less. Looks like the NFL isn't allowing anyone to use the term/name/brand SUPERBOWL without paying for it. More so this year than ever. Do you believe that? They can take you for the ride, charge what they do for the tickets, but you can't use the "brand" for anything (that by the way might actually build interest in it all).
To see if the NFL spy servers are working hard, let's check for a S&D letter from these guys...so here goes:
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,
SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL, SUPERBOWL,


Let's see if their web crawlers are working ;)
Enjoy kids!

GibsonAV
P.S.
Finally got a response on my FREE TATTOO web page by someone who can follow instructions :) will keep you all informed.