Gibson's Grotto

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The honeymoon's over Hussein

Well, President B. Hussein Obama is in office. Finally. Now that the honeymoon's (hopefully) over maybe we can see what this guys is made of. I love hearning people say "give him a chance". We don't have much choice now do we?
While we're at it, let's acknowledge that apparently it's ok to say his middle name again. The world didn't explode yesterday when it was said...thank goodness. I was a little worried.
I am a bit concerned that I haven't gotten my check yet. I figured the day he took office I'd have my national welfare check in the mailbox already. Must not have been his fault though. After all, we can't scruitinze President Hussein Obama so it HAS to be someone else's fault. Perhaps Chaney. Who knows.
I'll keep an eye on the mailbox and give him a chance I guess.
Man, some circus is happy to get their tent back. What a joke the inigguration was. And it went on FOR-EV-ER! Hard to believe this is the same crowd who complained about Predient Bush's cost for his parties. Pathetic.
The only thing I'm looking forward to more than saying "I told you so" when he screws things up is watching the media turn on him. Should be fun. Any time anyone isn't FOR him the media is quick to make sure that person gets labeled a racist. Wonder what will happen when THEY do it. Should be fun.
And, based on the previous observation, it's time to take the label of racist proudly. Since it's the most convenient label they've got (no one would accept that would they?) I guess it's time to push our collective luck and just announce "I AM A RACIST" and get it out of the way.
Gonna be a fun year, yup. Sure it.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

the end of the african american

Well kids, another holiday season has come and gone. Wasn't too bad. Played too much Rock Band 2 with the kids while they visited from school, ate way too much (who didn't) and all in all had a good time. Installed a slingbox. If you don't know what it is, you're a retard and you should look it up. Damned hermits.
That being said, I'm so happy to see the end of the african american. Yup, slowly but ever so certainly people are no longer using the silly, policitally correct phrase to describe a black person. I've even heard (can you believe it?) the term black used to describe a black person...on the news! And it wasn't even a police blotter report. That was full of mexicans anyway.
Dum dum duuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!
(end cheesy drama music)
Perhaps it's a sign of things to come. Perhaps it's symbolic of the people of this nation finally having it up to HERE (holds hands above head) with all the silly phrases that are invented simply to make ourselves more comfortable with a situation.
We'll see...
And now on the other news....well, actually after checking the local media whore channels I see that their worship has no bounds and ALL news somehow relates to the president select Hussein. No surprise there.
The rest seems to be slightly related to the financial "crisis". I don't give a damn about it until they say what they're going to do for the other 90 percent who HAVE BEEN paying their bills on time. This is called natural selection. It works in the natural world and apparently in the financial one too.
Those of you in Kansas may want to consult google if you're lost.
We'll see what happens when the gas prices start coming back up, the middle east gets uglier (by the way...nice job Jerusalem! Kick their ass!) and people realize that water is still not wine.